Matt Welson

Developer at MTF and Alice's husband. Amateur chef, yoyo-er, juggler, FPV quad pilot and powerlifter. Nissen Fundoplication November 2018.

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@guywilliamsguy How much of that interview with Roy consisted of you saying “Roy” in an exasperated way?

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@philion Dude this is amazing. How did you not lose your mind with these disgusting people?

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@RottenInDenmark I appreciate your work. That episode of @cancelme_daddy really helped me figure out what the heck is going on.

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@maknz What's happening? Has it gone off the rails?

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@maknz A few years back they used to have it in Countdown for a fairly reasonable price, I've kept my eye out but haven't seen it anywhere reliably for a while.

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@maknz @codie1991 I freaking love Codie’s garden. 10/10

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Matt Welson completed the Kepler FreshChoice Kepler Challenge! Time 10:56:42 (UNOFFICIAL) https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 50.6KM. Time 09:10:24, pace 10:08 min/km, est. finish 4:52 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 44.6KM. Time 08:09:37, pace 10:18 min/km, est. finish 4:58 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 36.1KM. Time 06:42:08, pace 10:05 min/km, est. finish 5:08 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 28.4KM. Time 05:24:34, pace 26:39 min/km, est. finish 5:25 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 19KM. Time 03:17:43, pace 12:28 min/km, est. finish 4:24 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 13.8KM. Time 02:12:55, pace 10:22 min/km, est. finish 3:37 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson crossed 5KM. Time 00:41:50, pace 08:22 min/km, est. finish 2:21 pm https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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Matt Welson started the Kepler FreshChoice Kepler Challenge! https://t.co/bFnEoRKlc2

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@maknz We have the regular winkl and I quite like it. Fits all our sheets fine but our old wooden bed frame is a mm too narrow for it. It’s weird sleeping on a spring mattress when we travel.

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@kiaoraclint @Vaughanonymous As soon as I saw this photo I started humming home by two, what song did you think of first?

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@wesbos This is way worse than the JavaScript gibberish. It just hurts my brain.

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@RocketLeague I met a bloke in a game named kkk joe. Is that cool with you guys? I have a sneaking suspicion he might be a racist edgelord.

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(sigh)
Okay Ted, here we go…

Not as disappointed as Texas was when you cut your Cancun vacation short and came home.