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@GooglePay Hi, still waiting on this...

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@GooglePay hello. I can no longer see any transactions when I press 'activity' on a card. This was not a problem until recently. Can you help?

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@GooglePay It's Google wallet 👍

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@anon_opin T̶̼̣̯͚̈́͜h̵͎̖̮̲͖͛a̷̺̲̩͒̽t̴̮̲̳̖̿́̐̅̋̕͝ ̸̭͖̬̯̥͗̒ḯ̷̢̪̺̯̥̰́s̴̢̨̛͈̦̲͕̑̈́͂̍ ̵̫̥͓͇͚͌͌̏a̵̧̩̤̮̠̰͙̍͝n̴̖͉̺̤̉̂͐͝ ̷̳͌̓̅̈́e̸̡̜̮̭͎̗̣͑͑͗̅̇x̴͙͙̮̅́͗͆̀́͘č̷̡̈́̂͐͠ẽ̷̡̹̝ͅl̸̨͗͊̍̊͂l̷̡̯͙̥̠̦̩͋̌̎͌e̸̛̪̯͉͍̣̣̐n̵͎͕̠̜̽̉̔͘t̶̺̹͖̦͎̾̐̈́ ̴̡̭͎̰̏̇͘ì̵͚́͛͑͊͝ͅd̸͎̣̘̣̏̅̽e̵̡̯͉͉̝̎ͅą̴̹̣̝͓̟̥̈͊̉͗͒̃̚ ̸̼̭̭̮͗̇̽̽͆̚

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@CrossCountryUK I can assure you this is exactly what has happened. It is my reservation that does not appear to have made its way to your on board computer systems

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@CrossCountryUK can you explain why my seat has been double sold, please? I am on this train for 5.5 hours, not happy!

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@CrossCountryUK Can't do that, 4 coach voyager, all seats taken. Already seen other chaps ticket, we both have tickets for the same seat. £200 and 5. 5 hr journey, would like to know what will be done please

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@covidsensible "'x' incoming" is an instant block as far as I'm concerned. Adds nothing but fear and comes across as really condescending IMO

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@carolinebos @seventiessally Agreed but don't forget her hypocrisy was already on display when she went off on holiday round Scotland, after warning against all but essential travel.

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@giantpoppywatch Looks like it's wearing sunglasses

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@VeryHelpers @verynetwork your radio advert is horrendous. Shouldn't have to listen to 'Holly Jolly Christmas' several times a day in OCTOBER. Totally put me off buying from you ever. Please pull it, or postpone at least!!

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@RejoinersRus @MarkSharon_DP @chrischirp France have roughly the same no of ppl in hospital with C19 as the UK do currently.

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@Kerin66 @PaulButters1 @Beany_1 France has roughly the same number of people in hospital with COVID 19 as the UK does

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@The_ChrisShaw @Smyth_Chris @mroliverbarnes Not soaring- look at the data instead of the headlines!

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@adstanleyUK @Smyth_Chris This is a good graph from https://t.co/KxPbF1tsrL too, shows the actual no of ppl in hospital w/C19. Look at this as well as daily admissions graph - we are fine.

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@fascinatorfun @Smyth_Chris Deliberately showing cases rather than hospitalisations there I see. Presumably this is because the actual data doesn't support, 'admissions are rising not flat' huh?

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@TimesRadio @tnewtondunn @BorisJohnson Johnson you W@NKER!

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@AngelaRayner @DominicRaab That was incredible!

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@BristolUniMedia @chrischirp @GabrielScally @Independent Lol, 'Bitain'

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@tweetoms89 If you want your oranges to taste more orangey, water the tree with orange juice rather than water