MattM

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Count Binface is interviewed live on Sky News by Jon Craig

[Kapil`ॐ @iAKsSaviour]

Bro created his own happiness😭

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🎯 Watch as a shoplifter attempting to flee was knocked out by a Coke bottle thrown by a store employee.

[RPCC Computing & Business @IctRpcc]

Our digital leaders all completed their training and were awarded their badges and certificates by Mrs Moussa. They are also getting ready to deliver their first assembly on #FakeNews for all year groups starting Monday December 2nd @ChildnetDL
#greenandproud
#DigitalLeaders

[MattM @mattxraq]

@RoyalMail
You have failed to collect a parcel 2 days in a row, is it worth trying a 3rd or iust refund and use a different carrier?

[Regents Park Community College @RegentsParkCC]

OPEN EVENING 2024 ❗️

We’re excited to announce that our upcoming Open Evening will be held on 26th September! Please keep an eye our social media for a taster of the events we will be running. We look forward to welcoming you & showcasing what makes our school special.

[Regents Park Community College @RegentsParkCC]

Here is a list of our clubs & classes that are available to students this term:

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

My husband: Why do they call it a chicken sandwich? We don't say cow sandwich, it's a burger. We should call it something else. Like a clucker.

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Free alternatives to paid software

[RPCC Computing & Business @IctRpcc]

Another Fortnite game with its own #OnlineSafety risks, here is your Wednesday guide for Lego Fortnite.
#digitalleaders

[MattM @mattxraq]

@DonutOperator
Enjoy some bork bork nom noms from England

https://t.co/bqWlkg1jDX

[RPCC DofE @DofeRpcc]

All pupils left the station and on their way home! Congratulations year 10 bronzes for passing your expedition! Amazing teamwork

[MattM @mattxraq]

@MyHydeHome great job fixing the refuse area doors after being broken for years
In the future might I suggest that you put the correct code in the letter you send to all the residents 🤦‍♂️
If you need to know what is currently is, feel free to let me know

[RPCC Computing & Business @IctRpcc]

With the rising danger of “sextortion” online, here is your wake up Wednesday guide highlighting will the risks of exposure to and sharing intimate images.
#DigitalLeaders

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Yesterday my husband sat in the kitchen working on his laptop as I made a pasta salad. Then he rode in the car to my parents' house with me and the pasta salad. Then he walked into the house with me and the pasta salad. When it came time to eat, he asked who made the pasta salad.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

Believe Women

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

Me: If you could sleep with --

Wife: Ryan Reynolds!

Me: --the window opened a little bit, I would appreciate it.

[The Dad @thedad]

Me, calling my wife 1 day into her 2-week business trip: Do I like soup?

[My Life As Dad @milifeasdad]

6yo: How did you get mommy to date you?

Me: Because I’m charming.

6yo: Oh really? She said it was because you were the least annoying.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Husband: Where should I park?

Me: I don’t care. Just pick a spot.

Also me: Why did you choose that spot?