Matt Birch

An Average Joe..... who's not living the dream at all

[Kidderminster Harriers 🦅 @khfcofficial]

COME ON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Kidderminster Harriers 🦅 @khfcofficial]

Harriers have been drawn at home against West Ham United in the Fourth Round Proper of the Emirates FA Cup.

The tie will be played on weekend of Friday 4th - Monday 7th February.

❤🦅 #Harriers #COYR

[Kidderminster Harriers 🦅 @khfcofficial]

WE'VE DONE IT!!!!

79 place difference. What an UPSET!!!!

❤🦅 #Harriers #COYR

[Kidderminster Harriers 🦅 @khfcofficial]

WE'VE DONE IT! WE'RE INTO THE THIRD ROUND PROPER!!!!

#Harriers #COYR

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

If the mosquitoes don’t kill me the Cambodian roads definitely will #scenes

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Finished a 3 residential with school managed to watch the England game and both episodes of Love Island 🌴 #commitment

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Love island is going to have to wait until tomorrow after all that excitement #Itscomminghome 🦁🦁🦁

[Kidderminster Harriers 🦅 @khfcofficial]

76' Chorley 0-1 HARRIERS
OHHH PICK THAT OUT! DON'T TRY AND STOP IT! ARTHUR ON THE CHARGE, TOP CORNER, DISTANCE, EFFORT. WORDS!!

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@frankiee_92 @nicxx_ Don't worry frank I'll sleep in it for you!

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Just had some chap ask me to take of photo of him and his muscles in the gym, poor bloke looked like his was modelling for sports direct

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Severely jet lagged and watching the harries get relegated to the 6th division of English football bloody good Tuesday this #nohope

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Got that battered and wet by a thunderstorm yesterday that a local shop owner offered me a towel free of charge #onlyinNZ

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So far on my travels I've met a bloke who lives 15 minutes down the road and a girl who studied at the same Uni as me in Canada #smallworld

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Just spent 2 hours freezing my nuts off 65 meters below ground black water caving, whilst carrying a green light saber #onlyinNZ

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Macau is turning out to be a bit of a gem. But east Asia overall is having my pants down financially #ineeddollar

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Very happy to reunite @RussellReed with his long lost brother today

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

I haven't slept in 24 hours and smell extremely fruity but I'm already loving the height advantage I've got in Hong Kong #noheelsneeded

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

Find myself out in Wakefield tonight there's a very strong smell of insest and poverty #nohope

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

@ashleypavitt_93 Cheers AP! The feeling is very much mutual x

[Matt Birch @matty_birch]

@Woodaayy I lead a very average life at the moment but there's plenty in reserve for when I'm on my travels #futureplanning