Matty Carson

Stone Roses, Oasis, you get the drift. Gym, Football, F1, Middlesbrough FC. McLaren and Ricciardo fan. If you're still reading this you're a nosey bastard!

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@sarahtexe Or, stop going after kids… worth a thought?

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@_lleaaa She dances and exercises for a living? Probably has something to do with it

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@mitfoid Two things can be wrong at the same time?

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@memeticsisyphus Two things can be wrong at once you know.

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Real bean eaters heat them up on a hob not a microwave

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@fiercepatricks Is this satire?

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@F1 For now…

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@pureMetatron Just fucking kill her, the world will be a better place without that piece of trash in it

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@PathOfMen_ Anyway you can get them all in one supplement?

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@Boro That is a horrible run in 💀

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@amelia_tweetz It won’t be the same people for all of the games. They will go over for one or two and that’s it.

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@JF0RSURE__ OoOoOo

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@risingengland Don’t think it has mate

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@TheSouth_Stand Ah, I seen someone mention Clarke and instantly thought cb partner. My bad! ✋

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@Shunyaa00 Zero remorse, couldn’t wait for the police to get there. I bet he was sent home the very same day with a warning

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@JenniferJS_ @Keir_Starmer Are you fucking high?

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@United_Africana Diet, planks and incline walks

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@curtiswoodhous8 Giles Barnes was class tbf, underrated at Derby

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Lee Dixon could earn a few bob selling audiobooks for people that are struggling to sleep! 😴 #eng #worldcup