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do you whisper excuse me when you walk among ants?

[matty @matty_mart4]

@all the girls who had a crush on me growing up: lol sry x

[matty @matty_mart4]

@xoxomichaela hi, i love you. And i want twitter to know. Xoxo

[matty @matty_mart4]

People be telling you you’re gonna regret those tattoos when you’re old n wrinkly…babes 1) I’m still worried their gonna rub off at some point and 2) i love them bc their mine, back off xoxo

[matty @matty_mart4]

Have reached the “cannot accurately count” amount of tattoos and that makes me pretty chuffed

[matty @matty_mart4]

@xoxomichaela But you’re genetically gorgeous queen i don’t understand this tweet

[Gadi Schwartz @GadiNBC]

Watch all of this.

[matty @matty_mart4]

Swore I saw a hummingbird visit my flowers yesterday. Turns out it was just a giant moth #straya

[DELLA 🌹 @dellaxmusic]

I have a headache...I’m so tired of all this crazy shit. Lord can we PLEASE skip this part and go to the part where we’re all in agreement that love and peace is better than power? Im over it. I’m done crying yo.

[matty @matty_mart4]

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[matty @matty_mart4]

@Bri_7x Fuck you

[matty @matty_mart4]

If I’m not in a relationship I’m 10 years I’m gonna become a single dad🐥👶🏼

[matty @matty_mart4]

I’m only opening your messages bc i don’t like notifications on my phone😂🌚#leaveyouonread

[matty @matty_mart4]

High standards low expectations

[matty @matty_mart4]

@ladellsb03 Mood

[matty @matty_mart4]

My aesthetic, you ask? (You did not) why, shellfish! Surely #someonetakemeout

[matty @matty_mart4]

@sweetlifeofshay

[matty @matty_mart4]

Not just the mental but the PHYSICAL release of being done the semester...man this slaps hard😩😌🙏🏽

[matty @matty_mart4]

Pro tip: don’t check and clean your nipple piercing during an exam. Your proctors will be suspicious and judge you 🙃