The Philosophizer

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

[The Philosophizer @mattybawls]

Everytime you have a conversation with a female you should be read your Miranda rights because everything you say can...and will be used against you.

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

That one was for the bro.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Probably the most important first pitch in American history

[Brotherly Puck @BrotherlyPuck]

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[Citizens Bank Park @PhilliesCBP]

The Wolf Pack really enjoyed this one! 🐺

On this day in 2004, Randy Wolf became the seventh Phillies pitcher to hit two home runs in a game as the Phils beat the Rockies, 15-4.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

“On a day that you honor one of the greatest pitchers that I’ve witnessed pitch, he goes out, and it was like Roy had his hand on him.”

Sunday was special.

[The Grand Tour @thegrandtour]

When life kicks you in the nuts, just remember that season 2 of #ClarksonsFarm is coming soon…

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

Brandon Crawford is so filthy 😳🔥

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Real smooth.

#AllStarGame | #RingTheBell

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Wishing you a speedy recovery @ronaldacunajr24 🙏🏻
https://t.co/66r61LdGQz

[DFAntastic @PhillyTradesman]

@Phillies There is only 1 true green monster & it’s not in Boston

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Daniel Camarena, a relief pitcher just called up from AAA, just hit a GRAND SLAM OFF MAX SCHERZER

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

#NewProfilePic

[Formula 1 @F1]

Plenty of laughs, infamous shoeys and the occasional dance 🕺

Holy mac 'n' cheese balls, it's your birthday @danielricciardo! 🥳

#F1

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

This is what every pitcher should do when being checked for sticky substances 😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Your dog when someone rings the doorbell...

[The Grand Tour @thegrandtour]

Farming's coming home. It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, farming's coming home.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Happy Birthday Martin Brundle 🥳

Here's to many more shoeys in the future! 👞

#F1 @MBrundleF1

[Formula 1 @F1]

Back. To. Baku 🙌

Two years after we last raced there, who'll rule the streets on Sunday?

#AzerbaijanGP 🇦🇿 #F1

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

“If the Yankees were the only team that gave me a contract... I’d retire.” https://t.co/mKKahqVWY4

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Sorry, Mr. Hoskins, @rhyshoskins was just REALLY excited.