Matt Baldwin

Apple Music // Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

Have not posted on this garbage site in forever but if there was ever a time to it's this.

Kick fucking rocks, Arte.

We are so back!

[Rhett Bollinger @RhettBollinger]

Arte Moreno is selling the Angels to Rams owner Stan Kroenke. It’s expected to become official in quarter one 2027, pending MLB approval.

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

Hi. Making my permanent move away from this app. If you care to follow me anywhere else find me here.

Bluesky: https://t.co/apCx3zmFFz

Instagram: https://t.co/wCdIhnSI3w

Letterboxd: https://t.co/pWQTMgVbYw

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

We really don't talk about the RFK Jr. massacre in Samoa enough. Almost all of the deaths were kids under 4!

As Samoa has <5k births a year, he helped wipe out ~0.4% of the kids born between 2015 and 2019

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

the worst cabinet pick SO FAR

[Paul Blest @pblest]

He gave them a Study Group, a classic tool of municipal governance when you want someone to fuck off

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it’s been 7 days since trump won and everyone is remembering trump is a huge neocon that lies all the time about being a populist

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

"I never liked that Dr. Stupid" is a top 100 Simpsons line for me. Maybe even Top 50.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your liver bones.

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

Never doubted it. Never

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

MOODY FOR THE WIN‼️

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

This Niners team isn’t serious. Awful

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

That’s on Kyle for sending Moody back out for another field goal attempt.

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

That drive was a Brock Purdy masterclass

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

It hasn’t always (or often) been pretty - but the Clippers are 6-4 through the first ten games of the season WITHOUT Kawhi.

Wins against Denver, Golden State, and Sacramento. Not too shabby.

[Time Crisis @timecrisis2000]

today on a very special time crisis

Sopranos creator David Chase (not pictured) joins the crew

https://t.co/tAHNlC6F5t

3pm PT
6pm New Jersey

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

We’ve found the left’s Joe Rogan

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

On MSNBC Joe Scarborough is blaming Trump’s win on progressives for using pronouns.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. https://t.co/dyB72RLgEm

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

@DudeYork @TheDemocrats Imagine what he would trade Florida for!

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Every male podcaster, twitcher and YouTuber has been telling them for the better part of their lives that everything wrong in their life is cause of women, minorities and that they can be alpha males of their house and millionaires if they just act like them.

[Matt Baldwin @mattycantfail]

This is like when a football coach “resigns.”

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Jaime Harrison will not seek renomination for Democratic National Committee Chair — Reuters

[NYC-DSA 🌹 @nycDSA]

Billionaires won't save us, organizing will.

Join DSA https://t.co/VgnYuJ25sX

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

we hate women so much it's honestly impressive. it is a consistent, unchangeable force, as constant as the sun. no joke here. can I have lithium please :)