mattycanuck

tweeting shit I'm too lazy to say

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First thing #Trump will do is drag his father's corpse though the White House screaming, "You love me now, motherfucker!!!!" #Inauguration

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@StevePeter72621 @samfolkk lol thought this was a bit but it's real. Stephen Noh whoever he is should be proud

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@StevePeter72621 @BlakeMurphyODC Blake is great but you've obviously never heard O-Dog and Noodles bluff their way through 5 minutes of hoops talk a week lol Noodles literally once said Raps need to play hard for "60 minutes"

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The #Raptors officially have more bible thumpers than the Vatican softball team.

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Jack Eichel sobbing uncontrollably as reality sets in - he doesn't get to visit his favourite fascist at the White House #StanleyCup

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@bigcontentguy Raptors did a "what Olympic sport would you be good at" and Collin Murray-Boyles said "what's that one where they sit in a rocket"

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@LosSoWavyy @UnderdogNBA @TheSteinLine lol any GM who gives up the Bane package for Herb Jones should be fired then executed, not necessarily n that order

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@minpinbud @LA_Swiftness lol the #backintheday crowd is the worst. Athletes have been getting better(and smarter) since we slithered out of the water and they'll continue to get better. Period.

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@jtbourne Nickname was Moose (5'10" 170 pounds)

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@BMcCarthy32 @PollTracker2024 @ClueHeywood Forgot his lucky hat....he never flies without his lucky hat.

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@Brent_Rooker25 @LA_Swiftness Yup, the Babe was turning around 98 doing a hop, skip and jump in the batters box while using Fred Flintstone's club lol

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@jacquie_rn @jellibeans123 @suebelle8338 Is he in a lot of pain? I'm hoping he's in a lot of pain

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@jamessharman @footy_prime I believe the favourite is the 40 year old gentleman at the bottom left

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@HPbasketball Chuck and Shaq are asleep, per Shams

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@mlbtraderumors Hope that's not an end to a Means

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@BMcCarthy32 When it starts goofing on his hairpiece we'll know we have a HAL from 2001 situation on our hands

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@ohnohedidnt24 The baby immediately complained about the condition of the hospital room, per Shams

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@jamessharman @footy_prime Best part was MAGA Wayne outing himself as dumber than Donald Trump put together

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@DanWoikeSports While playing a game, say, here in Toronto then getting on a plane in the middle of the night, flying to Chicago and playing the next night?

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@RaptorsShaq dead eyed shooters against team policy

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@Jared_Carrabis Dude was so bad basically all of September - it felt like he would never hit another home run - it makes this run even wilder