Matthew Cornett

Little things like wine & crime shows make me happy.

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@Realitytvkid Please do the lords work.

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@DannyPellegrino That was DJ Scribble writing down his judgment on the dancers.

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@MelissasOldNose Why all the Comic Sans font??

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@themisscocoperu Mother we need to talk about these prices!! No need for a $13.49 Panettone let alone it being in an odd number price range. PEOPLE!!

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The apocalyptic smog that surrounded us for a few days had me randomly watch apocalyptic movies. And to say, no one would be that dramatic about everything. Especially people around my age who have already seen so much.

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@themisscocoperu Thank you Miss Coco. You always brighten my day. 🌈

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@themisscocoperu It’s my birthday & I love you. ❤️☘️🌈 Happy Pride Mother!!

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@davidmackau Same. 🌈

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@DannyPellegrino My NaNa had these all lined up for every Saturday morning. So there indeed is no wrong answer.🧸

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I tried to make friends this morning but, they chose the shadow. Bye pigeon friend. 🐦✌️

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@halleberry @DannyPellegrino she got your message. 🦖

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Also I saw this in theaters with my mom, and they won 11 Academy Awards. Our beloved Ronnie said, “I would give them two at best.”

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I am realizing I am able to watch Titanic the movie without switching between two VHS tapes. Am I living in The Jetsons !!?? Has the world gone mad!!??

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@phillycreamchs let’s talk, I love myself some Lox and this cream cheese really makes my day. Thank you. As my father Being a Philadelphian, you do us proud.🥯🦅

[Matthew Cornett @mattycornett]

I want to invest in a Venus flytrap but, I would probably use it for evil.

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@trixiemattel @SisterRoma I wish it was @KashaDavis

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@Gap The thing is they are closed when I need them. Also my managers want to make my qualms to mean nothing. I would like accountability.

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I bought a new humidifier and some new Glade Plugins refills and I don’t understand how I’ve reached the age where I’m excited about both and also willing to share with the public.