Matty Crab Cakes

Caps, Nats, WizKids, Commanders. Gonzaga '15 AMDG, Purdue ‘19

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

What competing again can do to a fan base:

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@WashWizards @MonSportsNet @1067theFan @CapitalOne What color unis today, admin?

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Just call Wagner for helmet to helmet once

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We’re down 6 but it still feels like we’re down 20

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This is Zorn levels of ineptitude

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Among the all-time great performances when it comes to embarrassing ourselves in Primetime since Jack Kent Cook no longer owned the team

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First half recap:

Defense:
- 0 pressure on Purdy
- 0 success on defensive disguises
- no run stopping due to having to commit to pass coverage
- 1 TO

Offense:
- more pre-snap penalties
- no pass protection
- terrible situational awareness by jd5
- no run game
- dropped passes

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@BenStandig Scratch that. He was calling for a FG then realized it was 4th. Keep him in SF

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@BenStandig Could’ve been saying it like “that’s what we call on 4th down?” or “we need more urgency than that! That was 4th down”

That being said, my finger is hovering over the “fire Dan Quinn” button

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Washington's revamped defensive line was supposed to be its prize of the offseason. The Commanders invested heavily in their front, signing Odafe Oweh to a massive deal and adding K'Lavon Chaisson, Charles Omenihu and Tim Settle. But their pass rush has been inconsistent, at best, and it's already lost contain multiple times, allowing Brock Purdy to convert a fourth-and-3 and a third-and-11 on scrambles.

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So what ever happened to the rule where a QB is down where they start their dive forward? I feel like after they called Heinicke short on a TD on it, they have never called it again

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So stupid by JD to throw that away. Really starting to get concerned about situational awareness

[Amik Robertson @_YoungTruth7]

Chin up.. Chest Out. New Week, New Opportunity.

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You can tell Joe B LOVES Boone Jenner’s name

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Any day that @JoeBpXp says “Great Googly Muggli” it’s a good day

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Why not blow through. The line and try to get a fumbled snap or safety there? Why not call a timeout after the kneel down at the one and make them snap it again in the rain?

Man.

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Where’s the JD5 “calm down” gif?

[Wale @Wale]

The refs on Fan Duel in the locker room

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Expected to practice this week:
QB Jayden Daniels (elbow)
S Nick Cross (internal injury)
RG Sam Cosmi (concussion)
RB Rachaad White (shoulder)

Timetable unclear:
QB Marcus Mariota (MCL)
WR Terry McLaurin (hamstring)
DE Charles Omenihu (groin)

Eligible, but unsure of IR return:
CB Trey Amos (ankle)
RB Jeremy McNichols (quad)
DE Deatrich Wise (quad)

Done for the year:
WR Jaylin Lane (ankle)

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