Matt

hi i am matt

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

fuck your smothie man. whatever.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

having diarrhea is the closest i'll personally come to being a woman cause it lets me know what it feels like to pee out my butt

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

portmanteau game so strong i won the portmantournament #tweet

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@ThotyGottaPotty im sorry, you're just not my type...

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@ThotyGottaPotty we WILL be waiting on the letterboxd reviews

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@ThotyGottaPotty what would your cutie mark be

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@liamreallycool7 in a similar fashion big laundry machine keeps on putting skid marks in my underwear

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

old croon at work told me to "respect my elders" but i doubt she hardly knows what fortnite is. and she doesn't smoke weed either.

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

hate working but lowkey need a job to get money to pay for stuff... #Showerthoughts

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

you're telling me a computer generated this imagery?

(its a movie joke. film nerds will get it.)

#film

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

got ridiculed at the function for my song recommendations -_-

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@clownnbabyy eating a fried tomato with a razor blade hidden in it :(

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

nothing quite as beautiful as a sunset in a walmart parking lot. #tweet

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

@frankiemacd hey frankie im just visiting in colorado but it's a little chilly and cloudy where i am!

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

drew up this diagram after hypothesizing about a world where cold air rises. in such a world, a contraption like the one below could theoretically allow for man to take flight. @elonmusk yes i am taking funding.

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

yup. that time of year again!

[Matt @mattyeahmatt]

#justdrunkthoughts #rumchatta