Matt Francis

Technical Director/Improv Comic

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@Septinemom1 @BogoKarma @FonsboRuben @atensnut Me too, and I'm still at the same salary so it's very easy to tell

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@hodgetwins Your fictional world is terrifying!

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@HarrisonJodeit @SteveNo9747713 @thejackhopkins I'm from MA where Romney was the governor and the first to give universal Healthcare, so no. Also, I didn't say Trump is Hitler, I said people like you put Hitler into power, but I guess words only mean what you want. I was actually republican until it became a fascist death cult

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@PatrickMau84315 @SteveNo9747713 @thejackhopkins By gravy train do you mean democracy? The thing that makes America great? Cause Trump has said OUT FUCKING LOUD that he plans to become a dictator if elected, which would end democracy. So if that's what being a Republican means now, then fuck right off, traitor

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@SteveNo9747713 @thejackhopkins If you ever wonder how Hitler came to power in Germany, look in a mirror. It's people like you who are willfully supporting a wanna be dictator who willfully supported Hitler. You're on the wrong side of History, and in 10 years you're going to say that you never supported Trump

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@Indy1free @ACTBrigitte You're 100% backwards. All statistics show Biden has improved the shit show that Trump created, but people feel Biden is worse because of how good things were when Trump started, thanks to Obama

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@ACTBrigitte You're lying

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@NickAdamsinUSA @ACTBrigitte You're lying

[D. Earl Stephens @EarlOfEnough]

READ DAMMIT:

📌I have been alive long enough to see presidents shot dead in the street; civil rights leaders gunned down in their hotel rooms; horrible, horrible wars started on the wretched basis of disgusting lies ... but of all the things I have seen in my long life nothing compares to January 6, 2021. 

📌On that day ... a terrible, singular day that will live in our broken hearts forever, an evil, broken sociopath who had been voted out of power by the citizens of the United States of America did everything he could to hold onto that power and set the match that led to a gruesome attack on his own country.

📌And when that attack was at full boil, he watched and did nothing to stop it for three hours except hope that it would prevail.

📌Even his ghastly family was begging him to call off his rabid dogs, while brave, overmatched police officers were stomped into the pavement and beaten with flags -- FLAGS!

📌Members of Congress -- Republicans and Democrats -- ran for their lives.

📌Finally, when somebody or something was able to penetrate the sociopath's thick, fat scull, he grudgingly called a halt to the attack, but not before telling his army of pathetic, anti-America  losers that he loved them.

📌He f*cking told him that HE LOVED THEM!!!!

📌I am seething as I type this. Raging ...

📌Why ... WHY is this man still free? Why hasn't he been jailed forever? WHY must WE continue to deal with this monster, who most certainly will try this again?

📌My God, LOCK-HIM-UP already.

#TrumpAttackedDemocracy

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@theScience76 @cavourite @Livefromreality @hollybcars @WeHearPodcast Trump kept the secret about Atlantis attacking Ukraine! Look it up! It's not Russia Russia Russia! It's the Atlanteans in their flying Yurts with eldritch Cannons! Come ON SHEEPLE! DO YOUR OWN REASEATCH

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

It's fun to randomly count down from 10 on New Years Eve in a crowded room. Give it a try!

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@TimHannan I took the vaccine, the initial booster, and the recent booster (plus three flu shots in that time). I'm pretty sure I'm not dead

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@BcfPundit @Kakashi_Shishio @RpsAgainstTrump What is a republic then?

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@ACTBrigitte You're a really weird liar

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@violetwidow131

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@ACTBrigitte I agree! Capitalism is evil and we should have more governmental regulations against price gouging! Welcome to the socialist paradise of the Republican utopian world!

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@GOPoversight You're confusing Biden and Trump. Trump is the one who stolen military and nuclear secrets and then refused to hand it over and then was issued subpoenas that he willfully ignored. Biden is the one who found and returned documents. Your god king is a traitor, Biden isn't

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Retweet for you agree! ✋🏽

[Matt Francis @mattyfran85]

@ACTBrigitte I, um, I like, um, definitely heard, um, this also too and it,like, happened? And then I finally took out the cute barista on a definitely real date!

Nailed, no one suspects I made this all up. We're killing it! Good job, mirror friend! People really DO like you AND your ideas!