Matthew Ramos

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

If you haven't used chopsticks as drumsticks then u haven't had a properchildhood #

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@ItsFunnyLife: lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. RT if you get it.."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

Why I wear fluffy socks: 2% comfort, 3% warmth, and 95% to slide across the floor like a fliping Ninja !

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@awkwardposts: When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@awkwardposts: *When My Name's In A Math Problem* Class: *Stares At Me* Me: That's Right Bitches. I Bought 60 Watermelons."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

Hahah the way trists laugh is funnier than his jokes !! Hahahaha ahhh love u bro #

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

Saying "what" but then one second later realizing what they said."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

After reading this tweet, you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the"."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

I'm not saying he's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... he would be 3 of them.";D

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

@Funny_Truth: That one friend who always kills the joke. Hahahahaha !!#*

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@awkwardposts: Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye"

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@Funny_Truth: Don't ask for my opinion then get mad when I tell you the truth.."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"Can I copy your homework?".."Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.".."I don't care, thanks!""

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@Bible_Time: In your anger do not sin. Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry, & do not give the devil a foothold. -Eph 4:26"

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life"

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@ItsFunnyLife: Best Childhood Memory: "Your mom's here! Quick, go and hide so you won't have to go home!""

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

"@ItsFunnyLife: Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me."

[Matthew Ramos @MattYGoofyRamos]

Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Me: By staying home....