Matt Palmer

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[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp might be nice for you to reply to said DM

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Hi @ASOS_HeretoHelp can you tell me where order 204569905 is? Courier says 'carded delivery, nobody home' yet no card and was home. Thanks.

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@scott_mills WHOOOOOO!

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@AskLloydsBank now 16! I'm nearly at a full episode of Will & Grace...

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Ah @AskLloydsBank - I seem to be spending half my phone bill queuing to speak to you again. So far 14 mins... 😤

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

I just signed up to be one of the first to beta test @getmondo, a bank designed for your smartphone! Find out why at https://t.co/tJa7cRAIqp

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Couldn't be happier to be with @GameofWar!!! Let's slay some dragons together 😉Play now! #ThatCrossbowThough https://t.co/elaq3aTexP

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Listening to @ollyofficial 'Last Christmas.' 😍 I deffo wouldn't give his heart away the very next day.

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Long weekend away back to Berlin booked with rosskeatley @bobisnapping and @hhutter for March! 👌🏻… https://t.co/EcKYOs0S5G

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@ddlovato covering 'Hello' is EVERYTHING. 🙌🏼👌🏻

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Sunday Roast with rosskeatley 🤗 #Roast #Sunday @ Bottom's Rest https://t.co/KMVhKVzr7r

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

How can anyone troll @carolineflack1?! She's a babe!

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@RuthDavidsonMSP is everything on #HIGNFY!

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@Nestle the pack of Fruit Pastels I just ate was a total farce, full of green ones. Nobody needs that.

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@AljazSkorjanec as a mechanic on Strictly? 'Nuff said; casted my vote! 😍 #strictlycomedancing

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

I can't do a Welsh flag to celebrate the victory as an emoji but I can do an Antarctica one. What a liberty. 🇦🇶 #walesrugby #wales

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@BritishBakeOff that's incredibly sacrilegious, I'll have nun of that. #GBBO #NunPuns

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

Basically all of them, @cher. But if you wanted to sing 'I Found Someone' with me, that'd be swell. https://t.co/WeJiKfma6d

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[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@ollyofficial is stupidly hot on the X Factor this year. I hate all the contestants that get Olly hugs.

[Matt Palmer @mattygp123]

@AskLloydsBank I queued for 25 mins because you had 2 cashiers on at lunchtime.