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[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

#JustExplainItNews #JustExplainIt Wildfires are getting worse because we stop the little ones every year. Lots of tinder = big fires...

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

You guys never Chang and I am forever grateful. Thank you & much love.

[Matt Mira @MattMira]

Remember: We failed as a nation, because domestically the HIGHEST grossing Star Wars movie is still "The Phantom Menace."

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

Good news for aging strippers: New owners say Clermont Lounge will stay open. http://t.co/HJtWJfT6

[Rich Sullivan @richsullivan]

In Atlanta, it's mandatory to give a solid 3 second glare when passing a slow vehicle.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

#YAN this is the best article i have read about our battle with westboro. #anonymousappreciation http://t.co/Da8ypEhe

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

"@prfctlyeventful: Does anyone else find it slightly odd to hear a person order a tall blonde @Starbucks?" Can't blame them for trying!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Firefighters come to Newtown to create a shield blocking anticipated protesters at funerals. #WBCleak #WBC #YAN http://t.co/bBUKbVN7

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@YourAnonNews thank you for taking care of those Westboro people!

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@nbccommunity grandma got run over by a changdeer! #ChristmasMusicChangPunSweeps

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@nbccommunity Changle bells Changle bells... #ChristmasMusicChangPunSweeps

[Candace Bailey @CandaceBailey5]

Thanks guys!RT @guy_speed Where does @CandaceBailey5 rank on our list of the 100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012? http://t.co/IwOlbP8T

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@Krystenritter @Apt23 Finally! I feel a little lost without the B in my life!

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@Yonsonian Ben ranger! @DaIeGribble @sungerung @jackattackIA

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@roddywhiteTV RODDY!!! Sweet catch!

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

Girls, please stop "duck facing," it's not cute. That is all.

[Community @CommunityTV]

RETWEET if you really wish you were playing Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne.

[matthew caruso @mattyice201]

@Talkmaster Thought your fans might enjoy this and maybe convert some who want to tax those evil rich. http://t.co/mog7DC3V

[. @BasediBrett]

Grumpy dump.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

This is probably the coolest and most mind blowing stories I've read this year. Thanks @DonaldGlover http://t.co/9DYuhcMR