Matt

29 | New York Yankees fan | Clarke Schmidt defender | Baby @conanobrien | SC to NY | I like baseball a lot | PJO Cabin 5

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@elmo Elmo, you’re from the city. Pick a side man.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus

[I Am Fallout @falloutplays]

lol imagine being at your mothers funeral and hoping she's finally found peace, when she's actually getting command throw'd into a mountain in ultra-hell

[Matt @MattyIced]

@YankeesFiles Hoodie Allen at 2 is based

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

82-0 might be fun for some of you, but for True & Ethical appreciators of defense, glue guys, vibes, grinders, and “he just does the little things” guys, this game is actually a minor form of torture

[Arturo / Victory Lane Vibes @PackofPatriots]

Comrade Dale Earnhardt

[🍋𝓩𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷 ✂️ @ZeyonDevilX]

There’s fr grown ass niggas scared to play as a woman inna video game

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

my mom: WHO SOLD THE HOUSE?!

me in the nosebleeds at msg for the knicks in the finals where i can only see jalen brunson’s forehead:

[JackCurryYES @JackCurryYES]

Boone said Judge has a bone bruise in his right rib area that impacts him when he swings. Judge has been dealing with nagging soreness for a couple of weeks, Boone said. Judge isn’t starting tonight. Boone said the hope is it was caught early and won’t be a long term injury

[Matt @MattyIced]

Neurodivergence got me googling “how long before you tell someone you love them” for the fictional scenarios in my head

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[selin @vanlakaen]

happy pride month everyone!

[EL MONO 🐵 @kingzeek_]

they hung timbs on the knicks subway entrances lol I love this city.

[evdokios @evdokios]

I want to watch uzbekistan v colombia

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

Treinen says this then sketches a political commentator on his hat for national television. Hypocrisy at its finest.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Happy Pride Month!

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

All time unforced error