Taco Matt 🏝

ATL ✈️ DFW ✈️ TPA | UTampa Alumni | 1906 | Make me laugh

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

Didn’t expect shorty in the red sweater to sound like that 😂😂

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Imagine these the women you see growing up and then society tells you some mf Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful women in the world, GTF out my face

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 🇯🇵 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

The most I’d do

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

Dear algorithm, show this tweet to people whose life is about to get really good.

[Spank Horton @SpankHorton]

We been screaming it texting it tweeting it podcasting it emailing it faxing it I mean damn

[blue @bluewmist]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

This is a justified crash out my boy 🤣

[Build with Henry @RedWaveCrewHP]

POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

Falcons don’t even crack the top 10 but had 2 DROY candidates. Unreal

[AVY3N, B.S. @avy3n]

of course we dont make it because of jpj pr

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

Easier said than done

[— don @dracosrevenge]

even if it ends, just be grateful that love visited

[— don @dracosrevenge]

even if it ends, just be grateful that love visited

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

Medical

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?

[𝚅 𝙸 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴 @VinDollar016]

Honestly, I prefer a woman who chooses me out of desire, not out of necessity.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

@avy3n That Pitts deal is egregious lol

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart..

9 year old me:

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

genuinely the last time politics felt professional

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

All women say they want a good man until they..

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

This is a do or die year ngl the whole trajectory of my life depends on this year

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

@Yoyoyouo2 @___theKing___ Flores would call plays I think. And I personally think Flores personality is what the falcons need most

[Taco Matt 🏝 @mattyiceman13]

@tre3shon You want Penix to get nailed by the LB up the middle? At least TA wasn’t just standing there lol