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[machine cum smelly @mattyjerms]

mommy’s dick is fat

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@UNKEWLIOSO not me! i will be in pdx starting next month for a little bit though :)

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@HeroOftheFever ooooo i didn't know it was out. gooood to know

[arya roshanian @arya_roshanian]

this is what i mean when i tell people i'm doing molly at pride

[machine cum smelly @mattyjerms]

like ms swift, if drake comes out i'll listen to the music. until then, no thank u

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"stoic, rational, objective" are all norms of patriarchal, ableist, and white supremacist systems. not believing or listening to someone until they've "controlled their emotions" is inhumane and contradictory to our collective experience. being alive is emotional

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

One of the five male jurors from the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard defamation trial spoke exclusively to GMA about the reasoning for their verdict:

“All of us were very uncomfortable. She would answer one question and she would be crying and two seconds later she would turn ice cold.”

[machine cum smelly @mattyjerms]

is anyone actually like this main character in conversations with friends? who speaks like this? zero charisma

[duchess of clit @lildicklegend]

21st Fentury Girl

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@hxracix my fave of 21

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

It’s not that cops are bad at their jobs, it’s that their job isn’t to protect you.

[The Associated Press @AP]

A report on the Southern Baptist Convention’s mishandling of sex abuse allegations is raising the prospect that the denomination, for the first time, will create a publicly accessible database of pastors known to be abusers. https://t.co/yThiZcQ7t5

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Nice to see all the moderate Democrat money go to waste https://t.co/GlxVqW5UYf

[FeralTherapist (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈♣️🍍🐎🍄 @IMomalogues]

As a therapist, I'm not interested in helping people learn coping skills so they can better tolerate being mistreated.

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@WeBombAssPussy till i die baybee!!

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i can’t believe people are going to pay money to go see avatar two water gremlins or whatever

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@MYKLFSTR w hat????

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@coop_dreams you are lying !!!