fart barfunkle

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And I got hairy legs that that that turn blonde in the summer time. Old friend named corn pop he was a lifeguard

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Empanada time

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Skidbidi row

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Dang

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

If you ask someone what superpower they would have, and they say “x ray vision,” you shoulf stay away🤣

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

When i was your age i took poop cruise to school each day both ways

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Hello I’d like to place two votes please

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Anyone know any freeze dance bars in bushwick?

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Ok ok got it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘ERIC’, starring Benedict Cumberbatch.

Releasing May 30 on Netflix.

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

White people love to say “smell ya later.” It just feels so good to say. I recommend using it sometime

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

@klassik_harriet Maybe

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

It makes me sad that the idea of Irishness has been reduced down to drinking. You see it with many Irish Americans, “I’m a big drinker, cuz I have a little Irish in me!”
How come we don’t pride ourselves in the other sides of Irish culture, like low self-esteem, and depression?

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

There are three types of people in this world. There’s people who have an uncle Bob. Then, there’s the daughters of Uncle Bob. And lastly, there’s Uncle Bob

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

It makes me sad that the idea of Irishness has been reduced down to drinking. You see it with many Irish Americans, “I’m a big drinker, cuz I have a little Irish in me!”
How come we don’t pride ourselves in the other sides of Irish culture, like low self-esteem, and depression?

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

We will not be appearing at @sxsw festival. 👇

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

lil Jon is AC/DC and The Smiths is Shakira

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Jersey city please go easy on me tonight 🎶😎

[Van @VanTheBrand]

Netflix limits theaters & weeks so a film can play enough in theaters to qualify for oscars, but slightly less than what contractually would make it a “theatrical release” by union rules

This allows them to avoid paying actors writers & directors higher theatrical residual rates

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

Vampires would be bad robbers. Just don’t invite them in

[fart barfunkle @mattyjmona]

My favorite part about New Jersey has gotta be the little trolls that guard the PATH train turnstiles. You gotta love em 😂. One time I couldnt “answer me the questions three” and couldn’t even make it home 😭. You gotta love the quirks that make your state just a lil different❤️