Matty C

By day, just a man. But by nightfall... well, the same man... only tired.

[Matty C @mattymano]

@atrupar [into the pocket of the person] running the country.

there I fixed it.

[Matty C @mattymano]

@KongoZande maybe I'm misremembering but wasn't it Cable's son Tyler, dressed like Apocalypse or something, who gave him the adamantium back?

[Matty C @mattymano]

@wydsilent Renaldo Balkman

[Matty C @mattymano]

@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright it's about the bottom line.
tanking is losing. losing teams don't draw fans or ratings. less money.
flopping leads to winning. winning teams are a draw. more money.
why would he try to stop teams that make more money, and why wouldn't he stop teams that are losing money?

[Matty C @mattymano]

@JimmyRandazzo 22. my lucky number since I was a kid and the day my son was born.

[Matty C @mattymano]

@BigKnickEnergy_ Mikal Bridges is the most under appreciated Knick we've had in years. we haven't even seen his best yet, but it's coming.

[Big Knick Energy @BigKnickEnergy_]

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[Matty C @mattymano]

@BigKnickEnergy_ Marcus Camby, so underrated during his tenure as a Knick

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1. FOLLOW @BigKnickEnergy_
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[Matty C @mattymano]

realized over a year later that I never actually announced my Twitter sabbatical. so for those 2 people who actually follow me, I'm okay.... just a terrible tweeter...er...errr.

[Matty C @mattymano]

came home to see an old woman letting her dog crap on my lawn and walking away. yelled at said woman in front of my neighbors. found out from said neighbors that said woman is blind and that said dog was a seeing eye dog. if anyone needs me, I'll be crawling in a hole forever.

[Matty C @mattymano]

@BuzzFeed SAM:
Your girlfriend killed my dad, and my brother.
Also, your dad is not your dad.
Also, your aunt is your mom.
Also, your girlfriend is your aunt.
Also, you're the king. Of everything.

JON:

[Matty C @mattymano]

when driving past a large wooded area, does anyone else look in, hoping/expecting to see Bigfoot walking around in there? no? just me?

[Matty C @mattymano]

when you bribe your kids so that they'll behave in public, but then they act like tiny psychopaths anyway

[Matty C @mattymano]

pretty sure there was a movie that already showed us what happens when scientists mess with shark DNA... and as I recall, it did not turn out well for those involved. has anyone contacted @SamuelLJackson to get his take on this? or maybe even @llcoolj ? Just sayin'...

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Experts believe great white sharks could hold the secrets to unlocking the mysteries of cancers and other age-related diseases.

https://t.co/NEPEW0hwcX

[Matty C @mattymano]

[Friday, lunch time, after a VERY long week]
work: hey can you look at...
me:

[Matty C @mattymano]

driving to work, watching dozens of police cars and vans speeding in the opposite direction, and my immediate thought is... the zombie apocalypse is finally getting underway, and it's about damn time.

[Matty C @mattymano]

body: man, I could use some sleep!
mind: i wonder if there's something good on TV...
body: nah, I'd rather sleep.
mind: or we could look up random crap on your phone...
body: no! sleep!
mind: hey remember the time you...
body: why are you doing this?!
mind:

[Matty C @mattymano]

furniture shopping just isn't as much fun as when you're a kid... the employees circle like vultures while you look around, try to sell you on the most expensive models, and then get mad when you start jumping from couch to couch yelling "the floor is lava!"

[Matty C @mattymano]

when did it become socially acceptable to have full blown conversations in the bathroom? "hey Bob, how are those... [loud fart] ...proposals coming along?" "not bad... [long, high-pitched fart] ...should have them ready for review tomorrow."