Matty

Out and About It

[Matty @mattymcphly]

I can’t believe I won monopoly on Christmas Day. What a moment for me.

[Matty @mattymcphly]

I want someone to spend twenty two million dollars on me.

[Matty @mattymcphly]

I feel like Elon’s Musk is fucking with our cell service.

[Matty @mattymcphly]

I need a hot, gay therapist.

[Matty @mattymcphly]

tranny this, doll that—girl, you are a GMO!!

[Free Palestine! // Black Lives Matter @NeonBoof]

does this bitch know anything?????

[Matty @mattymcphly]

The worst part about being a millennial is noticing the decline of quality and relatability in the memes your other millennial friends send you.

[Matty @mattymcphly]

Do you think Julianne Moore and Nicole Kidman have beef??

[Matty @mattymcphly]

It’s actually so lame that a young female got best actress when so many milfs really turnt it tf out this year.

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

three tickets for nosferatu please

[Matty @mattymcphly]

@sadiebeatrice @KimKardashian Omg I forgot 😭😭

[Matty @mattymcphly]

Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers but my man is going to be fine—my girl @KimKardashian is going to #freeluigi

[Matty @mattymcphly]

If you’ve never had a dick in your mouth I just really don’t want to talk to you.

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

wasps server zero purpose...until now

[Matty @mattymcphly]

Not me gay crying while watching #FellowTravelers

[Matty @mattymcphly]

When you go to the #sweattour and your ex is 1 row away from you and you have no choice but to shut the fuck up and have a good time @charli_xcx

[Souvenir @souvenir_music]

Mama Who Bore Worms

[Matty @mattymcphly]

I’m sorry but I cannot understand a single word FKA twinks is saying.

[Lanaphoria @Lanaphoria]

their friendship...

[Matty @mattymcphly]

@blizzy_mcguire bandage banjee boots down mawmas

[Matty @mattymcphly]

Or should I move to LA for a year, get the job offer I have, and transfer to San Francisco once the new location is built???

[Matty @mattymcphly]

Should I sell my VIP Charli XCX tickets and use the money to move to San Francisco?