matty p

matt - 32 - bi - he/him - spam twitter for #TheBachelor, @RuPaulsDragRace and more

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

@itsbelakboy this was next level, my jaw was on the FLOOR

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

@itsdarlenebtw bestie next time you perform in WeHo i am THERE!!!

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

i’ll say it. i DON’T think big larry came ‘round just to put spongebob down. he was just being himself and if spongebob was threatened by that that’s on him

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

ron funches seeking an autism diagnosis because of how badly he was ostracized on #TheTraitorsUS is the best possible outcome because dang as a previously undiagnosed person that was hard to WATCH!!!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Ron confirms he’s autistic and thanks The Traitors for the “cruel trauma” #TheTraitorsUS

[☆ Étoile ☆ @_EtoileOnline]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTT

[roark !! 🐌 #TEAMDAWN @roarkchop]

athena doorknob: i hate orange juice

briar:

[KaMorian (Sparkling Alien 💫) @ka_morian0121]

THE WAY BIANCA & PLASTIQUE....

JUST DRAGGED DISCORD TO FILTH. 😭😭😭😭

#DragRace #ThePitStop #rpdr18

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

@BriarBlush okay mama but “where does she get off” will be my #1 vocal stim for the next month

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

Rooting for:

- Briar Blush (she’s mean and right, a deadly Boston combo)
- Ciara Myst (excellent name, vibe and skills)
- Mandy Mango (giving finale queen but we’ll see 👀)
- Myki Meeks (I sense winner energy… watch this space)
- Nini Coco (the look was cute, I support her win)

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

I’m REALLY enjoying the S18 cast of #DragRace No one feels like a filler queen, and the more seasoned skill level of the majority of queens really shows

[Zach Iconic @ZachIconic]

Athena just letting Juicy struggle during the design challenge #DragRace

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

Cunt to E5 😍

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mikey Madison stuns for Vogue Italia.

[✌️ @deejay_gray]

don’t yell at me but i feel bad for ginger minj 🫣 it seems fairly obvious that production set her up for the win from the beginning, so why isn’t the hate being directed at the show instead of a performer doing their thing on tv? she seems like a nice lady who loves doing drag?

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

why is tyler on #TemptationIsland always making this face

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

Zac Efron watching #TheTraitors :

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

zaina: should I get J.R. on the phone?

scotty:

#TheUltimatum

[actually the fuck you guy @madxbunn]

The thing about California is there are so many absurdly rich people here.

OF COURSE they’re going to vote to maintain slavery for imprisoned people.

OF COURSE they’re going to vote to make misdemeanor crimes felonies.

OF COURSE they’re going to vote against rent control.

[matty p @mattyoffhours]

KEY RACE ALERT: i’m about to fuckin kill myself