🇵🇸 matty

purveyor of fine tweets

[🇵🇸 matty @mattyrendell]

it’s hard to make friends in your 30s
so here’s my pitch 🤣🤣
a little about me
https://t.co/mALATAyVQa

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@josiahhughes @TMZ @exMalwa damn that’s a real shame but safety first

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angel du$t
the thinking man’s
turnstile

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@josiahhughes @exMalwa estMalwa

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I want it on the public record that big dave started a mgk group chat today

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the josiah hughes midlife crisis is being broadcast in real time and it’s beautiful

[jos @josiahhughes]

i've learned my lesson today.

if you watch a movie, keep it to your self.

you probably enjoyed it for the wrong reasons.
you probably haven't even heard of the themes.
you probably just didn't "get it."

watching movies was my whole ass hobby. but it's really an asshole hobby.

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@josiahhughes screenshot this for my bit

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@FlightPlanPod Dean Wallis and Bewick

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oliver tree

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and we were singing
bye bye miss american pie
drove my chevy to the levee
but the levee was dry
and good old boys
were drinking whiskey and rye
singing
this’ll be the day that I die
this’ll be the day that I die

[TMZ @TMZ]

Singer Oliver Tree has died at 32 after a helicopter crash in Brazil 💔🕊️

DETAILS: https://t.co/UpaTDgB3XZ

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@millexcel so cool

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I have been diagnosed with bronchopneumonia
which is what killed Fred Flintstone

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@josiahhughes @RiotFest all homework bands

[gnostic bf 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

📍Albury-Wodonga, Australia 🇦🇺

[jos @josiahhughes]

i went to a movie but i’m not saying which one 🤭

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@RealBigBaby they can be but not always

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millennial excellence was silenced by Israel I know this

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@MackenskiBC a beautiful compliment to clav

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@josiahhughes I’m sorry I didn’t read your substack quick enough this week bro

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thank you so much @josiahhughes