Matthew Ritchie

[The Bottom Corner @thebottomcorna]

Transfer merry go round

Arsenal are CLOSE to signing Morgan Rogers.

Aston Villa have opened talks with Iliman Ndiaye's people as replacement for Morgan Rogers.

Everton have enquired about Leandro Trossard as possible replacement for Iliman Ndiaye.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal make initial approach for Christos Tzolis as potential new winger with contacts started on player/club side.

He’s among options considered but not only one, Jeremy Monga remains separate deal for future and advancing.

Rogers/Barcola & more remain top targets.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~€40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/lBe1BINfU2

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal are pushing to advance on Jeremy Monga deal with Leicester City and player’s camp.

Discussions ongoing as Monga has opened doors to the move to #AFC.

[AfcVIP⁴⁹ @VipArsenal]

Started from the bottom, now they are here. 🏆

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Premier League @premierleague]

You did it, @Arsenal 🏆

[Don Pablo Slim 🏆14 @Slim_Kojo]

Finsbury park lidl and the pub just before it on seven sisters road. Crazy scenes 🔥🔥

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all comes down to this.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Adding to his accolades 🥇

Mikel Arteta scoops the LMA Premier League Manager of the Season award 🏆

[Premier League @premierleague]

Guiding Arsenal to their first Premier League title in 22 years 🔝

Mikel Arteta is your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👏

[munii @m1nuyln2]

fitting he scores at where it all started.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

What a team, what a season. This means so much!!! @premierleague CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[TGW™ 🇵🇪🇵🇪 @TheGunnersWay]

ICONIC

[Zac Wilson @ZACWILSON_]

I’ve never spoken about this publicly, so bear with me.

But I want to articulate why this Premier League win for Arsenal isn’t ’just football’.

In July 2025, my son was born with a rare condition called CDH. It’s a hernia that forms in the diaphragm, which means that the major organs develop in the chest cavity.

This puts extreme pressure on the development of the lungs.

We were told throughout the pregnancy that he had a 30-40% chance of survival.

We had to wait until my partner gave birth to see whether he would make it or not.

He had life saving surgery on day 5 of his life - and we endured a 2 month stay in a hospital in London.

At times we were told that he might not make it through the night - but by the grace of god, and throughout a rollercoaster of ups and downs he survived the intensive care process.

During that time was the start of the Premier League season - and the one escape that I had was Arsenal football club.

We had been at hospital for a month, and hadn’t left the hospital grounds. We were there 24/7.

I felt so guilty leaving him, but made the choice to find a local pub and watch Arsenal’s season opening game against Man United. And for that 90 minutes, I was able to escape the pain and sadness.

Watching Arsenal become the one thing that helped me escape, even for just 90 minutes over the course of those few months.

We needed a name for my boy. Something to signify strength, courage and being brave hearted. We chose Leo.

He was born on the 19th July.

Leandro (Leo - number 19) Trossard’s goal against West Ham. That historic goal. Will forever live in a lot of people’s memories forever. For me, it felt like destiny.

Leo is now thriving. And in his first season as an Arsenal fan, he’s been spoilt.

Football means so much to all of us. This football club means so much to us. It’s more than just a game.

It shapes people’s lives, their character. It’s hope, it’s escape, it’s proof that hard work pays off.

Whatever your reason is for loving this club and loving football - enjoy every single second of this joy.

This one is for you, son.

🦁