Matthew Carmody

Proud dad to three kids, husband, I love the Phillies, Flyers, and Eagles. I have a midlife itch to get a motorcycle. Don’t tell me about your politics.

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@NFLMemes Still won’t be able to beat the Eagles either

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@LASportsW @MLB Hitting doesn’t get you Cy Young’s. This is irrelevant

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@PenguinsJesus Fuck off yinzer. Go get your meth teeth fixed so you look presentable for your job at Sheetz

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@j_steel45 You can’t be real with this lol

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@PenguinsJesus Jesus Christ you guys have nothing out there huh? Your team gonna go bankrupt and threaten to leave so the NHL rigs a few drafts again once Sid retires. Yinzer moron

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@937theFan @ChrisMuellerPGH @ThePoniExpress Cope yinzer trash

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@frank_seravalli @Buccigross What are they worried about? The league will just rig a few draft lotteries for them again and they’ll be off. Either that or the franchise moves out of podunk because it’s a small market that isn’t really a hockey town

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@VividProwess Of course he is it’s fake

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@SheWtsDa_Dbrown @spittinchiclets No it’s because the innocent, gentlemanly, angelic, penguins have to respond and defend their honor, instead of playing their impeccable brand of hockey!

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@DevonS93 @JimmyKempski Cheugy? You weren’t alive when this douche came into the league. He’s a shitbird

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@DevonS93 @JimmyKempski Kinda cool that Sid laughed at it. He’s still a scumbag but this is hilarious

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@spittinchiclets You also act like the Penguins are saints who’d never start any of this if it weren’t for the evil Flyers when they instigated all of this in the first two games. Now they want to play the innocents and get sympathy because they are getting it back and can’t handle the smoke.

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@PenguinsJesus We have teeth and can read though.

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@JGhrist17 @PenguinsJesus You’re in West Virginia

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@BizNasty2point0 Suck a dick Yinzers. Don’t act like your apes are choir boys. They’re criminals who get away with murder and were pulling dirty shit to start the game and got burnt by it. Fuck off back to West Virginia where you belong.

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@shortboxMatty @BarstoolPhilly He wasn’t in the crease Yinzer

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@penguins Love seeing you resort to your punkass ape antics. Dirty ass team

[Matthew Carmody @mattyrocksmd]

@BizNasty2point0 We’ll be a lot louder than the toothless Yinzers!