Steveo

a gentleman in the streets but a freak in the tweets

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One day I’ll win a Tony award for my theatrical performance “Pun: A play on words”

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Top 10 Iran war respect moments

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[Will Ferrell fan talking about a recent fight he was in]
“You should see the other guys”

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Pregaming with 15+ clowns and they only call one UberX

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Rapture? I hardly know her! #Rapture2025 #funny #fyp

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Starting this holiday weekend by doing a little something to take the edge off

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota.

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McGraw Hill is a textbook example

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This Little Piggy climbs its way up the corporate ladder so it can discuss its go-to-market strategy

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I think I’ll start calling the semifinal match of a frisbee tournament “Penultimate Frisbee”

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Animal control always catching strays

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Great, just great. I finally nailed down that new Renegade dance on TikTok, and now I hear they’re taking the platform away? Couldn’t be worse timing.

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I P Address? You mean a bathroom?

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SMU more like SMH

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You’re telling me a brain ate this amoeba?

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Wrote a fact book about orange juice called Pulp Non-Fiction

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Viagra’s lack of “erection night in America” marketing is mind boggling

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Early exit polls showing Irish Goodbye

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Voting #ootd ! Love my swing state!

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Leaving out my bit about throwing a frisbee too hard bc it’ll go over everyone’s heads