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[matthew @mattyvmz]

IZZY SCANE STOLE MY PIT VIPERS ON DILLO DAY AND I HAVE PROOF !!!

[Northwestern Lacrosse @NULax]

The goat of lacrosse and @PaulRabil 🐐

Live from the ESPYs.

[Gavin Dorsey @gjdorsey7]

That’s right: YOU, the reader, will be suiting up for Chris Collins and the Northwestern Wildcats next fall.

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Where else can a freshman buy a fireball bucket with a forged Indian passport

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

LORI LIGHTFOOT ?!!?!!???

[matthew @mattyvmz]

@Northwestool @StellaBlueCoff @gopuff This is fire bro thanks for sharing

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

DO NOT rank us

[matthew @mattyvmz]

@Northwestool Bottom right so targeted

[horse @horseimage]

borse

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Working on a ai tool that can change the world lol

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

New Orleans we are inside you

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Friday in the 4HL. You can really feel the pull of the weekend.

[Eliav Brooks-Rubin @eliavbr5]

First kangaroos to ever watch @NUMensBball upset #1 overall Purdue

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

You’re liking her IG stories.

I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo on my balls.

We are not the same.

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Every household in Evanston should have one of these hung in a prominent place like a portrait of Mao Zedong

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Have fun in your cave I will be in Uptown New Orleans watching the Northwestern Wildcats play football

[BOO BUIE @booboo_buie]

Squid Games 3 is now on Netflix 🔥

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Real patriots stayed for this play

[matthew @mattyvmz]

Thought it only right to alert the media when this happened. After 5+ long and fulfilling years, I have finally lost access to free hulu+hbo max. Thank you, Aria Beno.

[matthew @mattyvmz]

i been using aria benos hulu+hbo max for free since sophomore year and she still dont know #lastnightasaporter

[matthew @mattyvmz]

To me it seems fairly ridiculous that the Rizzler doesn’t have his own Fortnite skin yet.

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

It’s a @Fortnite kind of day‼️🤫🤔🎮

[matthew @mattyvmz]

dry heaving from excitement like a small dog