matt christmas

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

If you kick #uber out of Jersey I will move to Canada.

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

I had a great night at Tiernies in Montclair. Thanks to all of the cmics and Pat. Word

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

2 sold out shows in hartford tonight 7 an 10

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Gotham holiday party was a blast

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Does anyone else get the feeling lindsay lohan, charlie sheen, and magic johnson all go to the same bath house?

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Minutes before my set at catch a rising star

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The calm before the show. How will they feel about me?

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Will be there feb, let you know

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Ha! Killed it:-)

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

I am always most anxious before a sold out show

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Matterese, man I spelled that wrong.

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

In hartford tonight at the brew ha ha, I will miss you Joe Matterse.

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Bad night at Dangerfields.

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Just leaving Caroline's after a nice set. Running down Broadway to make the 1200 bus. Can't beat it.

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Getting married in Greece but they are closed for business!!!!

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Had a great weekend in long island at Governer's. Sold out shows both nights. Lovely

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

The minutes before a set. Is there anything better?

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Who popped in the urinal???

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Heading to a show from the biggest mess that used to be hoboken.

[matt christmas @mattyxmas]

Frostbite is a slow but painful process