matthew n.

[RipperoniPepperoni @no1stupidperson]

@kyoshinreaver that’s new money behavior not old money.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Thomas Paine publishes an open letter in the Pennsylvania Evening Post, under the name “Republicus,” which advocates for the name “United States of America” for the new nation now emerging.

This is the first time such a term has been used.

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

i was not aware of this

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Giving Spieth a Mallet

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

Bros really capped private credit redemptions and bought an NBA team

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Rory McIlroy hitting from the Windows XP default wallpaper

[Anp🅰️nman @spacanpanman]

$ASTS: AST SpaceMobile BlueBirds 8-10 will be launching aboard $SPCX Falcon-9 this Wednesday June 17th @ 2:39AM ET

The first and only space-based cellular broadband service to your unmodified phone is coming SOON™️

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@MineralBro Wrestling that beast everyday needs a nice piece on the wrist

[Mineral Bro @MineralBro]

Manager at Buccee’s wearing an Omega Speedmaster

[Citrini @citrini]

This was the next assignment we were going to give to analyst #3 to investigate but he said he’d rather go back to Iran

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Jake Woolf @jakewoolf]

It’s only June 6, but Action Bronson may have just dropped the Fit Of The Summer 2026

[JanyNicole (5’9” energy) @JanyNicole]

Moving to NY just so I can say this.
Fucking BARS

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Clabel @Clabel_]

Whoever made this should be given all the money in the world cause this is absolutely batshit