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[ye @kanyewest]

ALL OF THE LIGHTS

[mat @matumonte_]

@paredespelado ea tenia un fetiche con los defensores centrales negros y con ritmo

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Only 3 guys are in the 20k-7k-7k Club for career points/rebounds/assists: LeBron, Oscar and Russ.

If you drop it to 20k-6k-6k it’s those 3 plus CP3, Harden, Havlicek, Drexler and Kobe.

But….

LeBron is at 43k-12k-12k.

So technically, he’s in the 20k-6k-6k Club twice.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[tobi @ktobby_]

ah dale listo

[mat @matumonte_]

noooooo

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[JS @juegosimple__]

🇦🇷📊 Lionel Scaloni como entrenador de la Selección Argentina:

🥉 Tercer Puesto, en la Copa América 2019.
🥇 Campeón, en la Copa América 2021.
🥇 Campeón, en la Finalissima 2022.
🥇 Campeón, en la Copa del Mundo 2022.
🥇 Campeón, en la Copa América 2024.
🥈 Subcampeón, en la Copa del Mundo 2026.

🔝 𝐔𝐍 𝐂𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐎 𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄.

[Jaime F. Macias @Jaimefmacias]

6 jugadores han sido parte de 3 finales de mundiales

🇧🇷 Pelé: 1958, 62 y 70
🇩🇪 Littbarski: 1982, 86 y 90
🇩🇪 Matthäus: 1982, 86 y 90
🇧🇷 Cafú: 1994, 98 y 02
🇧🇷 Ronaldo: 1994, 98 y 02
🇦🇷 Messi: 2014, 22 y 26

Solo 2 jugando todas
🇧🇷 Cafú
🇦🇷 Messi

Solo 1 titular en todas
🇦🇷 Messi

[jules (pubillista)❤️🤍 @cafeinalila]

pero esto por qué parecen los archivos de epstein estoy llorando

[mercano @soymercano]

a este Montiel lo ve de espalda y hace de las suyas

[m 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @MkndFCB]

If 25 year old Messi faced Konsa, Guehi and Spence this would be the least attrocious thing to happen in the game

[UB Herminio Iglesias @sonlasnueve_]

La suerte de tener al Flaco López que aún no pasó por Europa y no está automatizado para jugar a dos toques. En ese traslado errático le termina creando el espacio a Julián. Se pierde él y pierde a los defensores, yendo a ningún lado, como en el recreo. Lo llora la premier.

[ريّان @MarkoRoyn]

الفيفا مرة اخرى تكافئ ميسي

الارجنتين ستلعب ضد منتخب بالكامل مصاب❌

[Sebastián Fidolo @datodecolor_]

más colombiano que insultar con multiplicaciones

[El Gauchi @gauchiurbano]

Bielsa pidiéndole a una IA que le haga un drama con frutas infieles para explicarles a los mongolicos de los jugadores un 4-3-3

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron James fans realizing they never really liked the Lakers

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him