Balls of Matzah 🫓

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇹converting to Judaism ✡️

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

@agenderfox Mazel tov!

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

If you live in Scotland and you vote conservatives I’m going to assume you’re a cunt.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Get fucked you cunts.

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

Thank fuck!! And there was I worrying about my energy bills doubling up overnight, glad the chancellor is focusing on what truly matters 🚀

[HM Treasury @hmtreasury]

Chancellor @RishiSunak has asked @RoyalMintUK to create an NFT to be issued by the summer.

This decision shows the the forward-looking approach we are determined to take towards cryptoassets in the UK.

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

Brits: Please help us, we're starving and freezing

Rishi Sunak: Have you seen this nifty NFT? *flies to California*

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

Went to book the first day of Pesach off work and it’s already a bank holiday 🎊🎊🎊

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

Im so excited for Pesach

[B. @ArtLesb0]

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.”

-flour companies

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

What @DniproKids are doing is amazing - thanks so much. @scotgov is pressing hard for UK government to now let the children (and thousands more Ukrainians in need of sanctuary) come to UK - when they do, I’ve no doubt Scotland will surround them with love.

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

@ElishevaSays Bross Bagels in Edinburgh is very tasty and the owner is Jewish Canadian I believe 🥯

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

https://t.co/TiAELttya7

A Jewish President is accused of being a Nazi and targeted for death by a dictator who just bombed a Holocaust memorial.

Who said irony was dead?

[Elisheva Abramson 🇮🇱🌴 @ElishevaSays]

Putin said he’s going to ‘de-Nazify’ Ukraine, while he wages war on a country with one of Europe’s largest Jewish communities, that’s led by a Jew, & proceeds to bomb a Holocaust memorial site - a mass grave of approximately 100,000 Jewish dead. #babiyar #RussiaUkraine

[Reprieve @Reprieve]

🚨BREAKING: The House of Lords has voted to remove clause 9 of the Nationality and Borders Bill, which seeks to create new powers to strip British nationals of their citizenship without even telling them.

This is a huge win. 1/3

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

@ukhomeoffice needs to waive Visa requirements for Ukrainians.

[batya 🇵🇸 @shulwineaunt]

Britain hasn't become anything. We were the exact same back in the 1930s and 1940s in regards to refugees

[Balls of Matzah 🫓 @matzahball]

No one forced you to lie for clout, actually

[Asaad Sam Hanna @asaadhanna]

This guy 😂