maud amanda squiers

chicago native. deejay of the absurd. the dantiest hooligan. she/her.

[maud amanda squiers @maudamanda]

look for me @maud.bsky.social ok ✌️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

post your home address so if this site goes down we know where to find you

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@noyoucmon how and in what world

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@sr_giaco 😑😑😑

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thinking about my favorite stargazing memories now that we can finally see the moon again

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i’m starting to see blue sky, when can we go out again (there’s no italian ice in my house)

[maud amanda squiers @maudamanda]

(we all wish to be acknowledged for our contributions)

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the tuckpointers have learned that they can get my potato dog to leave them alone by thanking her for helping them

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food delivery should be free if you’ve been sick all day and have become a useless baby

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@taradonnelly22 sure did! how weird

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yo i just saw a number of v intense military aircraft, is everything ok

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@noweakhugs these looked like cargo planes? inasmuch as i have an understanding of militaristic aircraft? anyway sure that sounds plausible

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the plastic container of coleman’s mustard might be the best condiment packaging i’ve ever known

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getting off the bus early for italian ice, making healthy choices

[Anarchimily in Paris 🏴 @anarchimily]

“Queers of all stripes, radicalize! The glitter comes after the cocktails.”

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@sr_giaco 😑😑😑

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oh no the guy who tried hitting on me is now screaming along to the pink floyd reggae cover unnervingly close to me

[cta @cta]

@maudamanda There wasn't at the time you asked, but we've been racing (ha) to get it published here: https://t.co/jbMzvEWFvH

[Manny's Deli @mannysdeli]

to remain professional all I will say is this: today I saw a recipe for an Italian beef written by a new york publication