Lady Maudiva

I'm a little despot short and stout ☕
anarchist feminist betch, wannabe-funny-person (she/her/princess)

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

If you're a working-class Trump supportin', Reagan lovin'', "free-market"-true believer... You should know that you're getting cucked by capitalism 🤷‍♀️

It's fine if your kink is being financially dominated by old rich white dudes, no shame, but don't force it on the rest of us.

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@BrandonC204 It's not fair. We should ALL have universal healthcare. Healthcare it is a human right and we are living in the wealthiest country in the world. I would redirect my anger toward the people who are actually screwing you 🤷‍♀️

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

Beauty hack! If you get terrible food poisoning and vomit violently for several hours it will cause the capillaries around your eyes to burst creating perfect faux freckles!!

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@SaeedDiCaprio Homie is just trying to get his steps in chill

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@TNMike6 @F0xT0rt @walkerstylee @CNN "straight" nightclubs aren't a thing. That's just a regular nightclub, it's the default. Saying it's a gay club adds critical context about the potential motive

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@JuddLegum @SenRonJohnson @TheOtherMandela She's the richest woman in the state and she's walking around with THOSE eyebrows??

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

Why my head so big but my brain so smol?

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@LizzardLou @AITA_online I need this on a t-shirt

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Lotta “high value men” bout to find out they’re not worth the risk lol

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@natsthecats @MrsRBaker Omg so cute!! I used to know how to knit I wonder if I could pick it up again...

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@recalltonal yeah that's way to smart for a Nazi cat to figure out

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

I'm worried my cat might be a fascist. He's obsessed with knocking my birth control pills off my nightstand so I can't find them in the morning...

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@starrysyre @krisgillam1 Also that bird is a swift, they look like babies bc of their giant eyes and tiny beak but it's full grown

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@BBolander Omg mine has gotten so bad!! At 3am last night until 5, constant meowing. Then I take him out and he only wants to go in the neighbors yard and does this weird low pitched groan whenever I redirect him 😭😅

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@MISSION_is_life "Baaaaaa!!"
Continue until they seem frightened then laugh in their face and walk off

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@KristenBell always looks like a movie star from the 50's but in the best way

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@WereInHellYT Why can I here his accent just reading this?

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@lpaca_a @Togetherdec @sajidjavid @DHSCgovuk They're not mandatory, she can quit her job if she *really* doesn't want to get it. Personally I think people should not be forced to get any vaccine but I also think people who chose to eschew modern medicine should have the decency to stay far away from the rest of us...

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@khalikalzit @davidksimerly @NomadsOnWheels2 @MrBTheTeach So according to you, progressives are forcing something like a reverse Holocaust by attempting to stop the spread of a pandemic? How dare we impose on the right of anti-vaxxers, it's their choice to turn their bodies into a petri dish for new covid mutations! 🤦‍♀️

[Lady Maudiva @Maudonnaa]

@BungleReturns @IrreverentDuo @AnaMardoll Failed attempts at communism and sociopathic communist dictators have certainly killed millions but unlike Nazis that wasn't the GOAL. Nazism is an evil ideology whereas communism and capitalism are economic systems