Miranda Ackerman

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile

[Clarence Beeks @ClarenceBeeks]

Did someone say there’s unattended luggage at the Southwest terminal?

#southwest #SouthwestAirlines

[Miranda Ackerman @maughanster_]

@janenortonyoga @ruthschmidt We were supposed to be flying out with out 8 month old and have pets at home. Thankfully they cancelled our flight before we even got to the airport and no we booked with a different airline a couple days out. I feel for those stranded with babies who need formula.

[KimWwastaken @KWwastaken]

#TheBachelorette
#TheBacheloretteABC

Clare: Don’t dish on my fiancé like that

Production:

[The Daily Recap @thedailyrecapp]

Clare: “This is hard”

Me: WHAT’S HARD?! #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

[Lucy Ferut @LFerut4]

TAYSHIA HAS ENTERED THE PREVIEWS. I REPEAT TAYSHIA HAS ENTERED THE PREVIEWS.

#TheBachelorette

[Lily Fogg @FoggLily]

New drinking game: Drink everytime Claire says Dale #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[✨🧡 JennaFan 🧡✨ @HausofDuzzi]

Tayshia answering Chris Harrison’s call:

#TheBachelorette

[inmedialife @inmedialife]

Chris Harrison coming in to tell the boys they’re getting an upgrade next week #TheBachelorette

[ella kari calamari @ellaakarii]

FIANCÉ ????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ??? this is so disrespectful #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Lily Black @LilyBlack6]

Talk about character development. This man went from being the scarf wearing, Harvard d-bag I was roasting from day one and now I’m rooting for him #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

bachelor nation after watching the last 5 seconds of that preview #TheBachelorette

[Kennedy Webb she/her @kennedy_webb]

Clare asking each guys individually about Dale saying he was the front runner as if she hadn’t already heard it in order to manipulate every conversation into being about Dale #TheBachelorette

[perpetually sleepy @becbecbobec__]

The men sitting outside while Clare’s getting raw dogged in the cabana #TheBachelorette

[Miranda Ackerman @maughanster_]

Claire is a psycho. #thebachelorette

[Miranda Ackerman @maughanster_]

@emilyplant84 *oh jizz

[Miranda Ackerman @maughanster_]

I’m case you needed a pick-me-up, here is a video of my corgi falling off her bed. Enjoy. #corgi

[Miranda Ackerman @maughanster_]

@6ixKingRyan @dkmv147 On my way

[Givon C. @nomadvon]

All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak.

Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽‍♂️