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[Sketsa Hidup @Sketsahidupindo]

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[Handout @Zeefire02]

Ternyata begini ikat sepatu yang benar 🤣

[rikacintia @rikacintia_]

So, that's how to do it

[Dan @dmwo_]

هذا الإنسان مستحيل مخه طبيعي.

[Teman Kerjamu @temankerjaaa]

sial udah masuk troll football, mana lucu lagiih 🤣🤣🤣

[sisanak @maugwini]

@pararealmen Iya benar.. Seni kehancuran bagi negara yang menghancurkan negara orang !!

[Torch @writingtorch]

TIMELAPSE 100x: IHSG VS MR PRESIDENT'S SPEECH

[Handout @Zeefire02]

Baru tau ternyata pasang tali sepatu yang baik dan benar itu kayak gini 😭

[Muhammadiyah @muhammadiyah]

Segelas kopi, dan teri sebiji kadang sudah bisa menjadi pelipur lelah sebelum pulang ke rumah.

Semoga lelah bekerjamu yang diniatkan karena Allah jadi berkah, dan langkahmu selalu dimudahkan.

Selamat Hari Buruh

#Muhammadiyah

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

You idiot, he meant your Idiot President, Trump.

Just google ‘idiot’—you’ll understand who it is.😎

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BREAKING : This is absolute 6D Chess by Iran’s FM Araghchi 🔥

25th March — 🇮🇷 Iran told Trump thag they will negotiate only with Vice President JD Vance, and nobody else

11th April — 🇺🇸 JD Vance flew to Pakistan to negotiate with Iran 🤣

Trump thought he would change the regime in Iran, but now Iran is literally setting up a possible future regime change in the US.

What a brilliant setup by Araghchi 🍿

[Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Sentletse]

Iran’s delegation to the Islamabad Talks is made up of four men with doctorates:

- Dr. Ghalibaf (Speaker of Parliament)
- Dr. Araghchi (Foreign Minister)
- Dr. Ahmadian (Secretary of the Defense Council)
- Dr. Hemmati (Central Bank Governor)

The US delegation is made up JD Vance, a failed author, Steve Witkoff, Trump’s gold buddy and Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law. None of them have the technical range to negotiate complex nuclear issues.

[MinDos @dosenkesmas]

Kita disuruh WFA/WFH.

Ada juga yang bikin kebijakan dalam rangka efisiensi anggaran:
- Jalan kaki
- Naik Sepeda

Tapi kita dipertontokan puluhan ribu motor di jalan untuk MBG yg menghabiskan biaya triliunan.

©jogjastudent

[alfin rizal @alfinrizalisme]

“makanlah.” sambil tertunduk lesu lelaki tua itu mengambil sebungkus plastik yang dibawa si kucing. “inilah janji Allah,” lanjut si kucing mengeong.

[UFO Hunter @iamufohunter]

"We overthrew the regime of Saddam Hussein and Bashar al-Assad for Israel, and we established ISIS, and we are now going to overthrow Iran for the sake of Israel, and we destroyed every place also for the sake of Israel."

- Joe Kent
Former Director of the U.S. Anti-Terrorism Organization

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

There's one striking difference between the present and the Stone Age: there was no oil or gas being pumped in the Middle East back then.

Are POTUS and Americans who put him in office sure that they want to turn back the clock?

[Paddystinian @Paddystinian]

Iranian media have done it again 🇮🇷💔🪽🤲

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

⚡🇮🇷 JUST IN: Iran's Foreign Affairs Minister Abbas Araghchi has responded to the joint statement condemning Iran over the Strait of Hormuz.

22 countries. All Western allies. All arming Israel. All bombing Yemen. All invading Iraq. All blockading Gaza. And now they want to lecture Iran about international law?

When Iran defends its waters, it's called aggression. When the US blocks Iranian oil, it's called sanctions. When Israel bombs Iranian soil, it's called self-defense.

The hypocrisy is the point. The list is long. The shame is longer. Iran isn't intimidated. The world isn't fooled.