Ali G Indahouse

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

I’m blasting this everywhere. I still can’t believe it - crying big crocodile tears. @TheEllenShow @discoverstudentloans #blessed

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@xkcd0615 @EatWeightloss Yeah but that guy is hot for an older man

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@wokeSTEMteacher Junior in high school.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@DanielNewman When does she get hit?

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@SeanaArrechaga I got my name mispronounced ALLLLLLLL the time when I was a Parole Officer. At that point as long as they were getting the first letters correct, I just didn’t care enough to correct them. I’ve had people spell my first name wrong my entire life and my last name is a disaster.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@MickeyGuyton Joe Diffie too

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@DaviCrimmins Joan

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@MilesEichenber1 Why does that even matter? And for some reason I highly doubt it

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@MootePoints @AJCRodneyHo @TheBertShow @saraevansmusic @995thewolfdfw Suds in the bucket or the one where she talks to a scarecrow?

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@MootePoints @AJCRodneyHo @TheBertShow Perfect!

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

If they remade #thesandlot @noahcent would 100% be a dead ringer for Benny.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@ReignOfApril @chelseaperetti @kellirogue

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@BlaineColorado Move to Nashville. You’d fit in perfectly. And I’m here.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

At least we got that going for us.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

I think @googlemaps might be broken. Every city I look at is surrounded by red lines like it’s shutdown.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@delaneyhwill I’m one of those “nashvillians” who actually goes downtown to broadway. I was there yesterday afternoon, but definitely wasn’t in that crowd. I’m not gonna let this thing rule my life. Scream at me all you want. IDGAF.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@brianschatz Can’t they just reconvene without his fucking permission? It’s like they just let him rule their every move. Grow some balls and overrule him.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

Guess since the only @m10penny Ryman tix left are $175/pop, I’ll listen to his songs online instead.

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@BlaineColorado Oh I’d steal that vest

[Ali G Indahouse @mauihpowell]

@destinyschild @Beyonce finally told MCI to cut the phone calls. #nashvillestrong #nashvilletornado #tryingtofindsomehumorinthiscrazytime