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... With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

By Max Ehrmann © 1927

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@NshvilleSeahawk I am so sorry, friend. I totally presumed she was going with. 💔
Wishing you both all the happiness and joy that your future can bring.

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

Unpopular opinion: everything about bacon is 🤬 putrid. I cannot even deal with how loud that dead pig fat odor is, and how far it carries.
I’m in my own house, tryna live my best life, and damn near every day I am forced to deal with it. 🤢

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@megynkelly Bless your heart. #JealousMuch?

[Warren Throckmorton - Christian Past That Wasn't @wthrockmorton]

Remember, just like @AnthonyDeWitt7's poll, this is a serious poll.

Is @KariLake a shapeshifting alien from the planet Xenon?

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

Wisdom from #Hitch

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@AWorldOutOfMind @people Well regulated militia.

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#WellRegulatedMilitia

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Dog shoots and kills his owner in a freak hunting accident, Kansas authorities say https://t.co/EjvvBIURNQ

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@HoweverKT Had a roofing guy weirdly ask me if I had folllowed the “ivermectin protocol.” 🙄
It was quite random and off topic.
I’m not the homeowner, and insurance had already settled the claim, so I had to let them finish. But ugh. Gross.

[Michael Strahan @michaelstrahan]

Stream #TheCupcakeGuys today for free on @TheRokuChannel!!! @TheCupcakeGuys @rak98 @MikeGriff33 @BryanHynson

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@ItsEurb Can’t answer your question re. the wee ones, but just have to speak up & say I LOVE Bermuda! 💗 I even spotted some random @PredsNHL fans walking around Hamilton when I was there! 😀

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@kbull53 They do this EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
I stay so embarrassed to be part of this fanbase.
Pleeeeease stfu about Brady and (ugh) Rodgers.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

NFL fans watching Brady get cooked in the playoffs but it’s against the Cowboys

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

The worst part of this day is when the worst people mischaracterize, misrepresent and ultimately disrespect Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s legacy. If he were alive today, you’d be the first fool attacking him and calling him a racist. Absolutely no one wanted your opinion on MLK.

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

This 🧵

[hey_joeb @Hey_joeb]

I want to be the first to congratulate George Santos on his amazing game last night, never thought one guy could score 10 touchdowns! Plus first ever to throw a pass and catch it and run it in for another score! #Impressed

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@dr_palazzolo I always felt this was one of those “repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.” Yes, I remember ppl shrieking about Tebow getting mocked for praying. And yet I literally never, not once; actually heard anyone mock him.
Like they just so feverishly wanted it to be true.

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Betrayal cuts deep.
Cannot fathom the motivation of some “friends” to have knifed me square in the back. #whytho 💔

[The Sommelier @StillZos]

2022 was so wild because it was the Year of the Tiger. I'm sure 2023 will be much tamer since it's the Year of the Rabbit.

[e 🌱 @mauititan]

@NI_Cyclist @marybaphomet Also, Dennis is not old. He’s 37.