Mau Jasmin PARODY

Bulakenyo.Die-hard UP Maroon fan.Iskolar para sa Bayan. I love trolling the trolls. Views are my own.

"Not yet"

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

Guys, wag na po kaya magreklamo sa bagong design ng barya. Nasalat at nahawakan ko na sya. The ridges are designed to differentiate the coins from each other at pinaka importante- malinaw na nakasulat po kung anong denomination sya. 😀😀 #NGCcoins #bsp

[AltIndayBadiday @AltIndayBadiday]

Morning Thoughts…

[Rachelyn @RachelynMontero]

Good morning sa mga tao lalo sa mga nag EDSA 😌

[Erica Brunson @eribrunson]

Now what?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jalen Brunson. NBA Champion. Finals MVP.

Hard work pays off 🏆

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I assure my closeness to the people of the Philippines, struck a few days ago by a powerful earthquake. I pray for the deceased and their families, for the wounded, and for all those suffering because of this disaster.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

Hindi po tayo interesado sa pagiging Senate President.

Tutulong nalang ako sa kanila.

Para sa akin, mas importante ang Food Security kaysa sa Senate Presidency.🇵🇭🇵🇭❤️🙏🙏

[ABC News @ABC]

A Philippine senator who is wanted by the ICC for an alleged crime against humanity says he will fight any attempt to send him to the tribunal, adding he never condoned extrajudicial killings when he led the country's police force.

Read more: https://t.co/knXLrfeDcC

[Bangko Sentral @BangkoSentral]

BSP raises target RRP by 25 basis points to 4.5%

[Modern mastery @Modernmastery_]

Skip the Netflix, Instead watch these video to win in life:

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[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

You don't need a gym to get in great shape.

You just need 20-30 minutes and your own bodyweight.

Here are the 6 best exercises you can do from home to build muscle, burn fat and stay healthy for life (bookmark this): 🧵

[Mahar Lagmay @nababaha]

Detention basins in Quezon City are placed in strategic places and not just anywhere. It is based on the master drainage plan crafted by UPRI-NOAH and the QC LGU. UP-NOAH researchers used combined drainage flow and surface runoff simulations to determine where these detentions can be most effective.

Public service of the @upsystem

[Phil @iamphilrb]

Hey @grok remove the corrupt politician from this picture

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

@rjm_X_ @allendesuuu Prime example of Dunning-Kruger effect 💩🤡

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

@AskCoachKev 2026

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

Pwde pala un. Sore winner 😆😆😆

[Quinito Henson @TheDeanQuinito]

Did I see it correctly in replay that UP’s Jacob Bayla refused to accept the 2nd place medal being gjven to him by UAAP exec director Rebo Saguisag during awarding rites at Araneta? Bayla was not wearing his UP jersey while standing with teammates! Tama ba yun?

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

If sobrang tambak na for either team, unless the game will be decided by a last play or free throw, ipapasok ko na ang ‘Maroon 5’ to finish the game as a send-off. #UPFight

[UP Fighting Maroons Media @upfmmedia]

DADDY’S HOME 😎

Hong Kong to Pasay is a travel worth it for this supportive father. Amang Remogat talks about his decision to come home for @upmbt’s Rey Remogat, and shares a special message to his son 🏀💚❤️

#UPFight✊🏼 #StrongerWithAllSports💪🏼 #UAAPSeason88

[Mau Jasmin PARODY @maujasmin]

Alter pls wag ka na maglaro hahaha

[Mahar Lagmay @nababaha]

We will work with urgency, discipline, and full accountability to ensure that every centavo of the ₱1 billion entrusted to us delivers meaningful and measurable value to the Filipino people.

#UPFight
@upsystem