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iPhone 6 is larger than the 5 because time has progressed, your eyesight has worsened, and you will die clutching an iPhone 32.

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@SantulliJamie @BasedMikeLee If they were trying to stick it to the “enemy” Where is Zoroastrianism?

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@powerbottomson @rudesoffice @beaversteever In discovery, They’ll subpoena your Google search history related to the patent, and pull IP address logs from https://t.co/s0f482H52l

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There's a whole hidden mega civilization in plain sight in the midwest; the former temples renamed "sled hills" throughout small towns to disguise any architectural significance.

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

@Elevans11s @LordCromwellian I like to sled as much as the next person but come on! Who includes sled hills into park infrastructure consistently.

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@BoogRetard @thepoolboi @ScribeDjehuty https://t.co/hdXStrEYxF

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@gogosteams @ScribeDjehuty Massive city-state civilization that had giant earthen mounds located on the Illinois side near present day St. Louis. Think like the Aztecs of the Midwest. Collapsed about a hundred years before Columbus arrived.

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@DemetriusH63711 @notrueleftist They’ve tried since 1989 to create a single San Diego-Tijuana mega-airport. CBX is as close as we got.

https://t.co/ZzNH3gGLii

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@And74323528Bill @bowtiedgerman Checking in on a few: $724 - $847

https://t.co/OdJTjwCWrp

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@atlanticesque @TrilliamClinton Effectively, it’s the Dollar General for the downward Middle Class.

Imagine the Drake meme of “Great Value Chop Suey” versus “Trader Mings Chop Suey”

https://t.co/dYeud3aCWm

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@spader_eyelids @OhCinextase We saw you across the parking lot and like your vibe

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@financeNoCommen @BretStrizak @unusual_whales If it's anything like the THAAD: Probably like 3, and they each cost $400 million each with a 5 year backorder timeline from a defense contractor

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@mon_adic @yarotrof They’re used as the underclass for construction and most non-customer facing blue collar.

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@chacaranda @CATBOYBOSS Kansas City is almost identical

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@JucikaDaily I feel like I've seen the mustache & glasses in previous Jucika's. Is that a famous Hungarian?

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@VinceDaoTV American cuisine, famous for its use of cutlery.

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@HawkinsonLindy @MilaLovesJoe lol, nope, foreigners with generational wealth, beyond what you can imagine, are paying to educate brokey Americans

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

@EricHovagim It’s clue time

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@HenryKrinkIe My own personal Tl;dr:
a groyper / lesswrong accelerationist picked old gums McGee as their archduke ferdinand

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@JucikaDaily noi mosdó = women's restroom

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@bananafitz "That's not that much cheese" is referenced weekly

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@W0LF0FCRYPT0 @kirawontmiss Looks like literally every top lawyer in the country: https://t.co/UqlDJtoq7O