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you found it cringe, i found it fun. that’s why i’m happier than you

[🌱 @maundie]

Oh to be 22 and high on molly that’s got meth in it for sure, standing in a shiny tube top and culturally insensitive jewelry, waiting to be caked by an almost 50 year old man.

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@OfficialAhee tried to make it to ur set, got stuck in line for portal 4 😔☹️

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bumpy teeth

[⁺‧₊˚⋆ Nelfie ⋆˚₊‧⁺ @nelffaerie]

i <3 how nice life has been lately

how lucky i am to have everything work out for me ✨

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I could say I’m still continuing to make efforts to heal my inner child, but really, I don’t think I’ll ever mature past wanting to fling my limbs around and have my organs shook by bass.

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there are actually several things that beat a jet2 holiday

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I used to be a slut and smoke cigarettes on a rooftop and now I meal prep

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I feel like a lil worm on a big fuckin hook

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I really should just start tweeting my dating app stories because some of this stuff is too funny

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I just sneezed and no one said bless you

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are you still carrying stories that make you believe love has to be hard to be real?

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sentience is not for me

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The natural acoustics created by sounds reverberating from large alluvial formations just west of Denver have attracted visitors for centuries

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I need to be put in the autistic steamroller

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@cordsss95 @aisofspades_ this has been helpful and informative thank u

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why do cats and dogs not need to brush their teeth but humans do

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If you could see me now, I’d probably let you down

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I’m not gay but I’m not exactly not gay

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why am i in a flesh sack?