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Sláinte

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#TheBachelor

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Have to stop simultaneously snacking and puzzling because I’ve now put three (3) puzzle pieces in my mouth thinking it’s a tortilla chip

[felly @fellythekid]

carole baskin a lil thot

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WFH on my porch and a woman just passed by walking her dog, not on the phone, no headphones in, fucking sobbing out loud lmao. I feel you girl I really do

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Day 10 of isolation I haven’t done the at home work out or journal entry or mediation or spring cleaning I said I was going to do but I peeled my entire gel manicure off so yeah it’s going well

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Chara is a psychopath. Only tougher thing I’ve witnessed was Harry Potter playing in the hogwarts quidditch finals with a broken heart after hermoine hooked up with Draco Malfoy at the sigma hufflepuff homecoming shaker. The jungle juice was so strong that night. So crazy

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@ClareHernon I was always alive in the DM’s. Send em in

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#BillboardMusicAwards

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Breaking my 2 year tweetless streak to express how disturbed I am by Madonna’s Billboard performance. Emotional support appreciated at this time

[east @prollyeaston]

here's a video of post malone singing tongue tied to improve your day.

[Jess Borbee @jborbz_23]

My brother just referred to gnocchi as "potato jawns"

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@kellymhernon what if he sees this

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Finals week:

[Cydney Conley @CYD_cudi]

Bobby Flay REALLY gets under my skin

[Jess Borbee @jborbz_23]

Procrastination Level: updating every Microsoft program i have downloaded on my laptop at once