Maureen Nagy

some things I excel at: passive aggressively putting on highlight and shitty braids

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

I came up with the name of my memoir
"Please don't ask me how much rum is in this drink and other short stories"

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@USBTSARMY @StubHub I’m already crying in the stadium

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@NintendoAmerica listen to what the people want

[IGN @IGN]

A new Starfox game and a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake are among numerous unannounced Nintendo games reportedly headed to Switch 2 this year. https://t.co/n1OjB4SCTD

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

🚨 It's #ProBowlVote double count day 🚨

RT for your chance to win this autographed @amonra_stbrown jersey.

Each RT = 2 votes‼️

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@aliyahInterlude @LeslieB2013

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

I’m gonna be sick

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court just reversed nearly 50 years of precedent and overturned Roe v. Wade, ending the federal constitutional right to abortion.

We won't deny what a horrible moment this is.

Half of the states are expected to ban abortion.

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

I’m watching a new tv show and in the show the town “urban legend” happened in the year 2000. So I am older than some urban legends. I need to lay down.

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

Wordle 319 1/6

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I’m buying a lottery ticket today

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

People elected Democrats precisely so we could lead in perilous moments like these- to codify Roe, hold corruption accountable, & have a President who uses his legal authority to break through Congressional gridlock on items from student debt to climate.

It’s high time we do it.

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

“The constitution makes no reference to abortion.”

The constitution was also written in fucking 1787, when it was legal to own people.

Love how we suddenly forgot what amendments are.

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@latertayter I’m shaking

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

I’m gonna be sick

[POLITICO @politico]

The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.

“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes. https://t.co/nl3JFLx9xg

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Weird it’s almost like those Supreme Court Justices think there’s some kind of right to make decisions in private

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@latertayter THE TRAILER JUST CAME OUT

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

Are we avoiding the metric system that much??

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland https://t.co/x72diJ7q5Q

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

Mom explaining to my that our showing of Prince of Egypt is going to be recorded and they will be panning to the audience

Me: But if my face is recorded I’ll have to give up my dream of being a spy

Mom: You just told me you were moving to NYC to be an extra on Law and Order

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

My roommate’s muttering while pouring me a glass of wine “oh oh shit…oh no you gotta go to work tomorrow…umm” so if you need me I’ll mostly like have a wine hangover tomorrow

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

Millennial brunch means getting drunk and discussing true crime podcasts

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@LeslieB2013 @DanielBGreene 👀💪 lmaoo

[Maureen Nagy @maureen_nagy]

@LeslieB2013 I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TAG YOU IN THIS