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I just think they're tweets!

[MOTUS @MaureenMcDone]

Whenever a tweet starts with 'Hey beautiful people!' I immediately avert my eyes out of respect for the poster's wishes

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Djdhdjdjdjdheq :&:&:$;$;$8((&:&|&’ DSA

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I like Connections as much as the next girl but @NYTGames maybe this is an every other day game? Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew. It’s ok to step back when you’re overwhelmed. Give yourself some grace, babe 💕

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Just excellent stuff going on here

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The boys are back in town? More like the BIRDS are back in town!! It’s spring :)

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why would trixie do this…….

[Jan Hakon Erichsen @janerichsen]

The corn gobbler 🌽

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Can we call rapeseed something different or what. Google is like yeah, it also goes by rape. Oh ok

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Any #OpeningCeremony is a 3 hour perfume commercial and if that doesn’t entertain you I don’t know what will

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The most disturbing part of Father’s Day is finding out how many dads have Instagrams that their children are comfortable tagging them in

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in the detroit city. straight up "drafting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Mike penix #Falcons

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Tg someone else discovered this bc it’s the type of local lore I would sound insane attempting to explain

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

I'm fucking obsessed with this unhinged foodie pizza joint owner in Burlington,VT

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the end of, and I cannot stress this enough, an era

[boloco @boloco]

That’s a wrap… 14 years and 351 days at the #bostoncommon. Will miss all of you, especially @EmersonCollege and your creative, vibrant spirit. Always grateful 🙏

Full message: https://t.co/GNBPu3VxJ6

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this unironically

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Doctors when you get pregnant:

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Skin is the largest organ of the human body. Until now . Introducing some sort of big purple one

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The strike ending means they will be humanely euthanizing Gary the Old Bachelor.

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this site right now:

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People talk a big game but no one is consistently dedicated to k*illing themselves like babies. Babies are putting in the work!

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Needing a dress for a baptism and frantically searching for that 'serving cunt in a god honoring way' thread

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Well well well if it isn’t another holiday I can be psycho about

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I'll randomly start typing furiously and my husband thinks I'm SO busy with work but I'm just DMing shit like this to everyone I know

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

why does yoshi throw it back in a melancholy way when it comes third in mario party 10

[MOTUS @MaureenMcDone]

Can’t believe I have to say this again tonight of all nights- 👏movies are dreams👏 a dream is a wish your heart makes👏 and wishes👏are👏children #Oscars2023