Lyssa Maurer

wl oregon // sc: lyssa_maurer

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[Lyssa Maurer @maurer_lyssa]

I just voted for Cassius Winston for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/bfIYGSRuow

[Nike @Nike]

Mamba Forever.

[Chris Calvin @chris_calvin1]

Dear Kobe,
Thank You!

[Tyler Herro @raf_tyler]

Every team has to retire 24

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

Girls will tell their friends “if I’m still single at 25 I’m going on The Bachelor” like girl the man you’re texting is talking to 7 other girls rn you’re already on the show

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Men watch professional sports and be like “ya that honestly could’ve been me if I hadn’t taken a razor scooter to the ankle in fourth grade”

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor]

Imagine never thinking twice about getting guac at chipotle

[ESPN @espn]

"It's been a really tough time for me and my family ... I lost a piece of my heart, but you guys keep me going."

Cassius Winston thanks the MSU crowd for the first time since his brother's death 🙏

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

We are already in love and we haven’t even met her yet. Newest member of the Carrasco family, coming soon.

[Lyssa Maurer @maurer_lyssa]

@M_Thomp722 @espn @MSU_Football Goooo green!!

[Lyssa Maurer @maurer_lyssa]

@M_Thomp722 @5thYear So true😂😂

[Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer]

Pac-12 refs botched the ending of the ASU-Michigan State game.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Venmo me and I’ll comment mean things on your ex’s pictures

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

As great of a coach as he is, I honestly wonder if we’re wasting Nick Saban on football. Guy absolutely kills it when he talks about larger societal issues.