Maurice Spaghetti

"It don't matter. None a'this matters."

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[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

I Hate you.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Yeahhh... I'm gonna get drunk while I wait for something to happen.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

I would.

but last time I did that, I got caught 'n had to pay for damages, last one I smashed, guy made me pay a whopping 7,000 bucks, and you don't see me having my pockets filled with 7 grand.

[Peppino Spaghetti @PeppySpaghetti]

I don’t have a quarter.

Why don’t you just smash the vending machine for a bunch of free drinks?

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

was looking for a quarter.

speaking of which, you got one? i'm kinda thirsty.

[Peppino Spaghetti @PeppySpaghetti]

I’m fine. The pizza place is doing fantastic, but I also have a focus on..other things.

What are you doing here anyway?

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Yeah.

How you doin'? Pizza joint doing good? or are ya' finally doing something else with your life?

[Peppino Spaghetti @PeppySpaghetti]

..Oh.

You’re here.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

i'm speechless.

[Peppino Spaghetti @PeppySpaghetti]

Another successful ingredient haul, despite the tensions being so high.

The council of cooks are back in business.

[Peppino Spaghetti @PeppySpaghetti]

Another successful ingredient haul, despite the tensions being so high.

The council of cooks are back in business.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Whatever.

[Todd Chavez (Hooray!) @T0ddChavez9]

“This isn't Hollywoo, where am I?"

[ Todd Chavez has joined Parody Twitter ]

[Sαƚαɳσʂ @G0DABS3ENTEE]

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉!

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

does he usually, uhh, y'know, ruin 'yer store?

'cause If you don't like 'em being around, why don't 'ya just pepper spray 'em?

it usually works, AND saves 'ya the effort.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Yeah?

[The Noise-Chan @evilassparody]

Ooh, some'a dis, some'a dat, definitely one of dose... eheheh... if only I had some poor schmuck to test dis out on!

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Buncha' weird lookin' Misfits.

I like that guy in the suit, though.

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

This is nothin'.

[Fangsworth Fangsworth Fright III!!! @SPOOKYFRIGHTS]

[temp pin lmao]

Uhhh hi this is my fangsworth acc PLEASEEEE I BEGGG READ THIS REPLIES UNDER PLEASEEE ITS SO IMPORTANT FOR MY TAKE ON FANGSWORTH!!!

[🎃𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸🎃 @STAR_BOUNDHERO]

I need interactions.

WHERE ARE THE PARODIES AT?!!

(Image for attention I guess?)

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

@STAR_BOUNDHERO

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

//when you lowkey put effort into something and it flops #fairs

[Pizzelle Theodore @SugarRushPizzy]

[PIZZELLE JOINS PARODYTWT! AND SHE'S... PURPLE?]
[FURTHER INFO BELOW!]

[Maurice Spaghetti @MauriceSpghetti]

Alright, alright. i've gotten confused for Peppino a whole lot, but now this is just gettin' ridiculous.

what the hell is a "Pizzano"?

and who are you?

[Pizzelle Theodore @SugarRushPizzy]

P-Pizzano????

[Slinky & Turtle @BunnyShell224]

[INTERACTION BAIT]

*She's been asleep for months and only just woke up... not properly yet she seems very spaced out.*
*Interact??*

[Super Mario (Warriors of the World) @RedPaisano]

Its-a me, Mario!
Mario heard that there's another kingdom that needs-a help! Though... This-a kingdom doesn't seem-a normal to Mario.
Whatever may be the case, Mario is-a always glad to help.
Lets-a go!