does he usually, uhh, y'know, ruin 'yer store?
'cause If you don't like 'em being around, why don't 'ya just pepper spray 'em?
it usually works, AND saves 'ya the effort.
Alright, alright. i've gotten confused for Peppino a whole lot, but now this is just gettin' ridiculous.
what the hell is a "Pizzano"?
and who are you?
Its-a me, Mario!
Mario heard that there's another kingdom that needs-a help! Though... This-a kingdom doesn't seem-a normal to Mario.
Whatever may be the case, Mario is-a always glad to help.
Lets-a go!
[Interaction Bait]
⚔️: “Alright, everyone. I want to see your skills in combat for myself. Wine here has graciously lent us dummies to use for the occasion, they are reinforced, unlike ones you may be used to. You will have to use more force than usual to do severe damage.”
🍷: “I’m just here to help keep things set up. But please, do put on a good ass show! Blow us away!”
#PTWT #ParodyTWT #MVRP