maureen wanjiku

Communication Professional and hopefully Academic in days to come

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IPO SIKU

Just retweet

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@KenyaPower_Care Whats the progress of this??

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@KenyaPower_Care Still following up this ticket. 24hrs and counting without power.

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@KenyaPower_Care Timelines? Its been a whole day without power guys

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@KenyaPower_Care @Ngeshi_sly Same area complaint already lodged via ussd code. See image. 2 nights ago we had same issue. What gives??

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

[KRA Care @KRACare]

Hakuna extension raundi hii! Mtu asiseme hakuambiwa…kama uliearn employment income 2025, mambo yako ni rahisi sana pale Wozzap text Shuru https://t.co/3wydkamEIc ama upitie https://t.co/MGd6niOXlp

#JijueJibetter #FileFasterFaster

[Women in Water and Sanitation Association @wiwas_kenya]

Following the WIWAS AGM held on 8th May 2026 at Hotel Heron, Nairobi County, we congratulate the newly elected Executive Committee. 🎉
Thank you to the outgoing leadership for your dedication and service to the Association and the water sector.💙
#WIWAS #WomenInWater #Leadership

[KRA Care @KRACare]

It has come to our attention that...
Fraudsters are impersonating KRA staff and attempting to solicit money from taxpayers and suppliers.

KRA procurement processes are transparent, lawful and cannot be influenced by any individual officer.

Always verify staff identity before engaging:
Staff Checker https://t.co/qGR4zgsKjV
or Dial *222*5#
or text Shuru on WhatsApp [phone]

Ukishuku chochote, report immediately kupitia official KRA channels.

#ThibitishaKRAStaff

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

🎯

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I saw someone ask, “What exactly has Edwin Sifuna done in the Senate?”

Fair question.

Because in Kenyan politics, too many leaders are loud on TV and silent in Parliament.

So I checked the record.

So far, Sifuna has tabled 3 Bills and pushed 3 major people-centred motions:

1. Sports (Amendment) Bill
To reform sports governance, improve accountability in sports bodies, and protect athletes from mismanagement.
2. Energy (Amendment) Bill
To address high electricity costs, strengthen regulation in the energy sector, and push for fairer pricing for consumers.

3. Office of the County Printer Bill
To institutionalize county publication of laws and notices, making county governments more transparent and accountable.

And his motions?

1. Abolishing parking fees in hospitals, malls and airports
Because access to hospitals and essential services should not come with punitive charges.
2. Inquiry into deputy governors’ welfare and protection
To address the growing trend of political frustration, humiliation and sidelining of deputy governors.
3. Electricity cost reduction reforms
To push government and regulators to lower the cost of power for households and businesses.

On top of that, he has been active in Senate oversight committees, questioning governors, including Johnson Sakaja, on accountability. He has also submitted several statements in the Senate. And much more is on the way.

This is why some of us support Sifuna.

Not because we are blind.
Not because of party loyalty.
But because we checked the receipts.

Before dismissing him, show us your MP or Senator’s record first.

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

😂😂

[Emeka Amakeze @EmekaAmakeze]

Ifeanyi: Amaka, it is over between us.

Amaka: You said only death could do us part?

Ifeanyi: We did not specify whose death will do us part.

Amaka: But neither of us is dead.

Ifeanyi: I just lost my grandfather. It's over.

Amaka: I think "Gone too soon" will be nice on your obituary poster. I am going to make sure that death will do us part.

A word for Ifeanyi.

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

😂😂

[Emeka Amakeze @EmekaAmakeze]

"My wife sent me a text this morning that said, "Your my forever"

I said, "No, you're my forever"

She's been walking around the house singing and smiling all day. Should I tell her I was only correcting her grammar?"

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

😂😂

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My refrigerator sent me a push notification that I'm eating too much dairy.

I didn't ask for this feature.

I just wanted a machine that dispensed crushed ice and kept my milk cold.

Instead I bought a $3K appliance that acts like a judgmental nutritionist.

Yesterday I tried to open the crisper drawer to get a block of cheddar.

The fridge locked the drawer and suggested a handful of almonds via the LCD screen.

I'm a grown man paying a mortgage.

I had to unplug the entire unit just to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

Now all my condiments are warm but I've reestablished dominance over my kitchen.

Tomorrow I'm going to eat a stick of butter right in front of the internal camera.

I won't be bullied by a Samsung.

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@KenyaPower_Care Mume anua stima na mvua huku muchatha. Near Quickmart. See reference in the image. Pls restore.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

We’re going to need a few days to recover from this one… 😮‍💨

2 men under 2 hours. 3 men breaking the world record.

We have officially entered the new era of marathon running 🫳🎤

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨

Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️

@KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

[Saira @AiWithSaira]

MY FRIEND KEEPS PAYING FOR GMAIL STORAGE.

I told him to do this before.
He went from 14.9/15 GB to 6 GB in a single afternoon.

I hope this helps you ↓

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Safaricom’s My OneApp Debacle
🟢 Safaricom launched My OneApp on April 1 — merging M-Pesa and MySafaricom — auto-pushing it to 9 million users with zero opt-in consent
🟢 Within 72 hours, consumer complaints flooded in: WiFi blocks forcing mobile data use for SIM verification, frequent logouts, slow performance, and wiped saved paybills
🟢 Classic case of deploy first, fix later — no evidence of credible user testing, feasibility study, or consumer impact assessment before rollout
🟢 The new app is demonstrably worse than what it replaced — M-Pesa was lean, fast, and familiar; OneApp is bloated, unstable, and intrusive
🟢 Users are now forced to re-save biometrics on every phone restart — a regressive “security” design that punishes loyal customers
🟢 Safaricom’s explanation that mobile data requirement is a “one-time security step” is unconvincing — it is a cost-shifting burden onto consumers
🟢 Diaspora users told to use data roaming for verification — an extraordinary consumer rights failure for a company with global aspirations
🟢 Rivals like Airtel Money are capitalising on the chaos — Safaricom is gifting market share through self-inflicted incompetence
🟢 Under Peter Ndegwa, Safaricom 3.0 has perfected profit extraction from public pain — the SHA Sh104B failed system scandal being the starkest example
🟢 Pattern is clear: Safaricom prioritises shareholder returns and government contracts over consumer value, reliability, and dignity
🟢 Safaricom must be held accountable — CA and CAK must investigate whether this forced migration violates consumer protection law on informed consent and service continuity

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@SAILinvestKE Y'all are never online? I have a dm sent 5 days ago still waiting for feedback

[maureen wanjiku @mauryn]

@Safaricom_Care My DMs are not going thro. Following up on the issue of safaricom app not working properly. Seems like you have blocked my account. Other dms are going thro just fine....