maury 2

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

You know I get why people won’t like this but personally it inspires me to see them engage with one another despite their differences we need more of this

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@millihag @bobdylanlover63 @EmmaxTips1 I think it’s a little anti science to refer to medical practices as an enemy slippery slope to anti vax 👍🏼

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

65% Maury

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@bobdylanlover63 Top five tropical fish

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@bobdylanlover63 @EmmaxTips1 When did you stop putting thermometers in your ass/was it hard to adjust to orally doing it ?

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Tommy from the bar told me he finally got the settlement money for what that priest did to him and now he’s looking at condos in Daytona I’m so fucking jealous

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Guinea pigs are so fucking scary

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Guy I knew back when once told me this big cranes they use to build skyscrapers aren’t locked at night and that he’d slept off a night of drinking in one before I think he was trying to get me arrested

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@millihag You’re yanking Maury’s chain

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

What does umami mean

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

I liked the emu commercial so much I called liberty mutual to inquire about their insurance offerings turns out I’m already covered for all the stuff I need but man do I get laugh out of limu emu

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Happy Pride month to all of Maury’s friends there are people who will hate you because you are different and it is Maury’s official position that those people should die it doesn’t matter who you like or what’s going on with your dick/vag you are loved and we all love a pint 👍🏼

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@bobdylanlover63 @ipeeongirls 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@earnestbet Where is this ?

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@Alcedo_atthis3 @bobdylanlover63 Not a bad guy at all

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@millihag @tonisoprana This is over Maury’s head

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Can another person fill the void that Maury sees or will it be another decade of agony ?

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

Got home and there’s no shredded cheese for a quesadilla Maury weeps tonight and can only hope tomorrow brings a brighter day

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

@millihag Nope just peein

[maury 2 @maurythesecond]

What a time to be alive

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Uh oh hehehehe