Matt

He/Him. Too sober to be normal, too drunk to be trusted with the TouchTunes

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Volume up.

[Matt @mavarus]

@ManyATrueNerd Hard disagree

[Matt @mavarus]

@FlaDems And you wonder why Florida is solidly a red state now. I hate it here

[Matt @mavarus]

@SickosCommittee Is that not what the Fiesta Bowl is? Its not a trophy made of fiestaware?

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

HIS TEAMMATES SUPLEXES SKATTEBO IN FOR THE LEAD

[Matt @mavarus]

@SickosCommittee Team logos is usually the best, but that Gasparilla bowl end zone is the exception

[Matt @mavarus]

@SickosCommittee At least they're winning the passing game

[Matt @mavarus]

@SickosCommittee He should be selling beef. Coach Prime-Rib is a license to print money

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

The corpse of strawberry pop-tart came back to life today and watched the sacrifice of the cinnamon roll pop-tart

Not sure how to explain bowl season to my friends

(via @s_helwick)

[Matt @mavarus]

@LauraJedeed Amazing he would try to sound tough by paraphrasing a line from a 16 year old comedy movie. Just the dumbest man alive.

[Rokker @RokkerBoyy]

With friendly fire incidents being so topical lately, I figured I would make a post about my favorite friendly fire incident of all time.

This is the story of Lt Col Louis Edward Curdes and the time he got a kill credit for shooting down an American aircraft.

[Matt @mavarus]

@CantEverDie To the friend who one time accidentally call the Grinch the Grunch: did Grunch say that?

[Matt @mavarus]

@Devon_OnEarth Pretty sure if he were in a confined space with other people for the length of time it would take to get to Mars he would be murdered immediately

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN

[Matt @mavarus]

@jamieloftusHELP I think this is just channeling Dan Santa

[Matt @mavarus]

@SickosCommittee Man I miss being able to get CBSSN. That channel is the real version of ESPN8: The Ocho

[Matt @mavarus]

@PubSubs_on_sale Pretty sure this is more expensive than just getting a whole fried chicken

[Matt @mavarus]

@TheOnion 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto — the real one, not the fake one circulating online.

Here it is:
https://t.co/bnlcbLxIuL

[Matt @mavarus]

@FelixirofLife28 @jamieloftusHELP Oof, I couldn't even make it that far into the interview because the guy was just too much of an insufferable asshole. Everything he said was just a parade of red flags